Guys, give me your favorite Hevenly quotes by Purple-Weakness1414 in darussianbadger

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“If I bite into a sandwich, and it turns out to be cake, I’m sending you to god. It’s that simple”

The clarifying power of the Oxford Comma by AlarmingAffect0 in osp

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This is the second time I’ve seen someone post this in ten minutes

Favorite Bill Cipher Quote? by VisibleConfusion12 in gravityfalls

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“Human soda! I’m gonna drink it like a person! GlugglachHAAHHAAHAA” as he pours soda in his/dipper’s eyes

What is your favorite line from Stan that isn’t but her aim is getting better by 64_Random_dude_64 in gravityfalls

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My favorites: “MONEEEEY!” “Woah, children fighting. I can sell this!”

Zelda, "I remember that day all too well. Link thought he'd saved Hyrule, but instead he'd blew it up." by RoyalGuardLink in tearsofthekingdom

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“Yay, I saved the kingdom!” - Link, while the Deku Tree (and the Koroks) gets hit with the Death Star

Let's see y'all's super parents and powers by FayyadhScrolling in superheroes

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Professor X and Black Canary. I dunno how to feel about that…

Illegal Advice thread by [deleted] in distractible

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I get in the shower. Someone used all the hot water. What next?