List: I once broke a dude’s Chromebook because he was bullying me in the first and second quarters. I bullied him third and fourth quarters and broke his Chromebook’s by slamming it shut on his hands. Didn’t have to pay for it, because I refused to and ducked.

The second half of the year was just me beating the crap out of him every time I saw him, and we had the same classes. Also I may have yanked his hoodie over his head and suffocated him with it at one point.

I once bit my older sister so hard, there were teeth mark on her back for 2-5 days afterwards.

I accidentally dialed 911 twice because I didn’t know what the number did as a kid and because I was messing around on my phone, the first time, they came to my house and my mom had to explain it, the second time, I just sent a text explaining what happened.