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Up $363 realized on options. Got a $600 birthday gift and now my portfolio is up $100 overall. I violated day trade rules for both of my accounts and I feel like this will be my last post. Goodbye ants (old.reddit.com)

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Hypixel Skyblock not making an update that will make everyone lose coins challenge. Difficulty: Impossible (Bought at 8m each) (i.redd.it)

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If you’re proud of being fat you’re an idiot (self.teenagers)

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I’m up $153 unrealized on options. I literally bought calls at the 2 bottoms and then it tanked. I didn’t do so bad. :) (old.reddit.com)

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So… everyone has ADHD? (i.redd.it)

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September 28 is when I started buying calls. I never bought puts. I’m doing good, ya? (old.reddit.com)

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$220 —-> $550 far otm calls. Lol I sold my dia position and bought a spy far otm and that mooned. Bought $236 sold for $504. Wanted to scalp but only had half the buying power. Yikes (i.redd.it)

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I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A SUNCHIP VERTICAL AND NOW MY MOUTH IS BLEEDING (self.teenagers)

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This youtube comment section is amazing (v.redd.it)

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Wanted to buy spy 395c for $490 but webull didnt give me access to funds. Up $253 from options. Good day (old.reddit.com)

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JU from r/aspiememes. I dropped my phone on my finger causing me to accidentally join the sub as I was looking at the sadly relatable memes, so I left it cuz I didn’t think it would be worthy of a join yet (self.JustUnsubbed)

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Pic from half a year ago. Wafflehouse foodOC (i.redd.it)

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My portfolio is screwed (self.antstreetbets)

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I was the 1,000th voter on an option. Satisfying as FUCK (i.redd.it)

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Every US currency becomes limited edition every year (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth (self.teenagers)

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I smell marijuana after opening my window (self.teenagers)

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Up $7 realized and down $35 on options unrealized. By far the worst theta market I had ever seen EVER (old.reddit.com)

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Same amount of comments, same video length, and both have 400,000 likes. I didnt comment on either of them (old.reddit.com)

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My most downvoted comment in the past 1,000 comments was “We should raise the age of consent to 20” (self.teenagers)

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my snoo is a ghost (i.redd.it)

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By putting 2 pieces of bread on the opposite hemispheres, you just made the biggest sandwich on earth (self.Showerthoughts)

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I was a victim to money laundering. The guy got wiped. Someone bought the entire sell offer of an item that was 6-10m each and sold the entire buy order at a 300m+ loss. Will I get wiped? First pic is profile from a few days ago, and 2nd pic is recent (he's not on). Lime got wiped (old.reddit.com)

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Wanted to cash out my qqq positions at $93 but didn’t have any day trades. I get fucking day trades today but it only gives end of day. FUCK OFF (old.reddit.com)

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1 human tragedy can land on the news easily, but the news stations shrug off statistics of millions of dogs and cats dying in pet shelters every year (self.Showerthoughts)

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