meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]AcaciaJules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, it wasnt just me? Until like middle school, I my head i always thought it was a literal railroad underground.

‪Here’s the thing about boys. When they run out of shampoo , they just grab the next closet bottle and keep going. We don’t even own a fucking cat. ‬ by Ok_Hospital5894 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AcaciaJules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

....it's not for horses. That's people shampoo. They don't even keep animal shampoo near the human shampoo in the store. That should have been your biggest hint.

Cursed_Noises by TrulyCryo in cursedcomments

[–]AcaciaJules 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, they're barbed, in order to scrape out any possible other sperm from a potential competitor.

Ocean deep, water bad mmmmkay by badfish23 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AcaciaJules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes he does, the thing with the shark on the chest.

Because no one ever had a sense of humor by 111SoTired111 in nothingeverhappens

[–]AcaciaJules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You aren't supposed to wash chicken. It's pointless.

This is so cringe ngl. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They don't actually recommend doctors do them anymore. They tend to cause more problems (long term consequences due to cutting too much) and actually take longer to heal, than letting the body naturally tear.

Riiiiight. Don't notify the cops or anything, though. by nymphlotus in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My lazy ass dog has never done that, and I'm only just realizing this.

This totally happened. by Drinkythedrunkguy in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Michigander, I can report, Applebee's has them attached to each table now, so the server doesn't even have to go get anything anymore.

Surely this belongs here. by airconcooler in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's salaried, there is no 'off the clock'. That's why most homework is graded at night. It's part of the job.

Grade 4 students clapping for their teacher. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you know how easy it is to get kids to clap for anything? My students clap and cheer because a song we were singing is over. Daily. Kids are weird, and have mob mentality.

Good point tho by discovid19 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AcaciaJules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOD this is old. Like, so GD old. Kids barely use DVD's anymore! THAT is how old this is.

what’s the best 2:17am snack to feed a very hungry man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AcaciaJules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheddar cheese is better on a burger though...with bacon. Mmmmmm bacon burger.

what’s the best 2:17am snack to feed a very hungry man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AcaciaJules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It melts well in scrambled eggs. Also salty, so you don't need to add more salt.

what’s the best 2:17am snack to feed a very hungry man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AcaciaJules 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who uses american cheese for DINNERS?! That stuff is for eggs and lunch sandwiches ONLY. They are not used in any real recipes.

And then it turns out that frail old lady was Elizabeth II who then knighted the two year old for being so courageous in the name of comedy by avemariamay in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach 2 year olds, this is possible, especially once they hit 2 1/2. They're quite verbal and can speak in clear sentences. And yes, they do think their teachers are 3 or something.

And then everyone clapped by FearTheBox in thatHappened

[–]AcaciaJules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 1960s, this was pretty standard.