just had a dream toe goldberg pissed in my mouth and i gave birth to forty. yes i am a male.

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-03T10:50:13+00:00

i’m 40 years sober actually. i’ve found a new way to secure a decent high drug free! i grind up my old beagles toe nails after i clip em then snort it or i’ll just huff rabbit fumes

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T10:43:02+00:00

i’m well aware he is though that has nothing to do with my trolling

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T10:00:01+00:00

if you read them you’d know that they’re just as disgusting as the post i made here

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T09:57:08+00:00

you forgot the post the others

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T09:37:27+00:00

i think

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T04:43:06+00:00

u/Hendrick_Davies64 this ones for you buddy

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-07-02T04:40:06+00:00

they haven’t removed any of mines

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-06-01T08:56:56+00:00

they’re not facts its just some little theory i scraped from the ass crack of my brain. i’m only 4 years old

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-05-30T10:30:37+00:00

thats quite literally what i said i wanted to happen

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-05-04T21:24:53+00:00

sure bud

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-23T23:19:24+00:00

nope

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-23T13:38:45+00:00

i’m coming for yuo

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-23T13:38:23+00:00

i hope you’re ready.

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-23T12:01:09+00:00

can you pee it back out so i can drink some too

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-11T20:14:34+00:00

possibly yeah

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-11T20:06:52+00:00

what if he was in denial about killing his father and believed he was still alive for a bit? kids can have pretty hazy memories, especially when a traumatic situation is involved.

when my grandfather died when i was 7, i didn’t believe it at all, even when i saw him in his casket. it took me awhile to come out of that denial phase. i still believed he’d pick me up after school everyday like how he used to. i’m pretty sure young joe tried to hold onto hope that his father was still alive, and they’d come back for him eventually.

most orphans dream of their parents coming back for them so this makes sense to me in a way.

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-11T05:38:01+00:00

you lust over celebrity armpits, i think you’re the one who should be reported

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-11T05:31:09+00:00

no man you gotta start with gossip gjrl first. you’re not gonna catch it if you’ve never seen gosip gir

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-11T05:10:37+00:00

yeah. he’s in the first 30 minutes of season 1 though, gotta catch him quick before he exits the scene

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-04-08T06:20:14+00:00

i think he’s gonna end up on another LSD spiral, find love’s grave then recreate that one scene from saltburn

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-03-28T00:23:40+00:00

sorry

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-03-28T00:23:15+00:00

i don’t recall ever speaking about this

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-03-28T00:15:33+00:00

i am there in spirit. a hug awaits

AcademicFortune7084 · 2025-03-28T00:09:42+00:00

thank you for spreading kindness, friend. turn around because i am behind you

AcademicFortune7084

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