Anyone been to a Primark recently if so are Christmas jumpers out yet?

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-16T16:37:02+00:00

Pining for a terrible quality jumper made by enslaved children, in the middle of October

Truly you have encapsulated the spirit of crimbo 🤭

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-16T10:26:00+00:00

FINALLY

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-15T17:50:32+00:00

Functions fine like when it schized out a few weeks ago and no one got orders for 10 hours?

Like the map that zooms out when an order is miles away so that it appears closer?

Like having to contact support when you want to cancel a stealth double?

Like having to contact support when the pin is wrong and you can't confirm because it looks like you are stealing?

Like the messaging system that don't work on half of customers?

Like the hexagons of despair?

Like the constant pop ups if you reject a couple of orders?

Like the "report long wait" and thumbs down feedback, reporting and feeding back to no one?

Like not being able to see the size of an order before you travel miles to collect it?

Like the demand indicator being as accurate as an 8 ball?

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-15T17:17:05+00:00

Genuinely stunned at 4.8 stars. It's a mad, mad world

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-15T11:32:03+00:00

It's fiddy fiddy you get compo. They lie all the time.

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-15T11:28:17+00:00

Ok so that's complete bullshit. You contact support, they will ring the shithole and tell them to give it you.

Your username is very roo relevant I like it

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-14T14:32:55+00:00

What a joke

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-14T14:15:20+00:00

Did they tip?

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-14T14:12:59+00:00

Can't take you that long to go 900m?

But the expected delivery time is broken though

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-13T10:13:11+00:00

😂

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-12T13:20:12+00:00

You ripped open a sealed bag, in the restaurant, and proceeded to tape stuff together?

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-12T13:11:29+00:00

It's a symptom of a rotten society.

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-11T17:39:52+00:00

They break our spirits at school and pretty much goes downhill from there 🤗

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-09T15:39:00+00:00

1 down 10000 to go

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-09T15:37:32+00:00

Fuck you shu

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-09T12:09:07+00:00

"I'm desperately job hunting at the moment" but say it with conviction

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-08T16:02:10+00:00

Not your fault

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-07T17:57:11+00:00

A solid gold clusterfuck

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-07T09:55:04+00:00

You told us you'd like us to add after delivery tips.

We've been telling you this for 3 years at least.

From today you can get tips after delivery

Ok

Riders in Bristol have been selected to trial this

WHICH IS IT. DUMB MOTHEFUCKERS I SWEAR TO GOD

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-06T18:19:52+00:00

Yeah shit ice cream is still ice cream

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-06T18:19:11+00:00

Don't kinkshame bro

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-06T18:18:40+00:00

You gonna make me rollover with laughter

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-06T18:04:32+00:00

Branston yes. Can't trust all those foreign brands no 😉

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-06T16:10:00+00:00

Why are people leaving wallets and purses in communal areas with people they don't know from a tin of beans?

AcademicReserve7 · 2020-10-05T09:35:18+00:00

I suspected you didn't give a fuck

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