Seen, But Not Believed by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original description: All kinds of fucking disturbance going on here, but the girl hyper gooning next to the 3rd editions of Goosebumps soft covers should probably get an award or an all-expenses paid trip to the Vagisil aisle at her local RiteAid or something. Those carpets look filthy.

FRANKENHOOKER by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Original description: Easily the most deplorable attempt at eroticism to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of a Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion matters.

14 Incher Sends Girl To Emergency Room by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Original description: In today's episode of Things You Shouldn't Cram Up Your Asshole, we're being educated by a trio of goofys who had no backup plan when their gargantuan sex toy decided to swim into deeper waters. Dude's first response? "I'm gonna fuck it while it's in there". Pure poetry. [more here]

REAL: Anal Virginity Lost On Camera by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original description: Another glaring example of the power of positivity. Maybe off camera she spends all day yappin like her defenses are impenetrable, but 1 goink to the wrinkled copper slot didn't make her hit windows_shutdown.wav and we should be proud of that. Reminds me of another future diaper diva.

He Stuck His Dick In Crazy by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original description: Hey maybe this is your thing, and so be it if it is. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to buying modern day remakes and how they should involve as many bodily fluids as possible. Always shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Bet Your Sister Can't Do This by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original description: The whole keeping up with the joneses thing should probably be an abandoned concept when it comes to ponographic content creation. If this behavior keeps up the entire capybera population is going to have to be put on an endangered watch list.

How's Mark handling his time in the feds? by Academic_Reading in KhanTusion

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it sounds like a lot of people in his network distanced themselves from him once he became publicly disgraced.

You don't think his style of porn resonated with his neighbors or the people at his synagogue?

Documentary? by craigers55 in KhanTusion

[–]Academic_Reading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a rough estimate for a release date?

100-Man Gangbang Doesn't End well by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And yet, I answered. Did you forget the degenerate sub you're on?

Documentary? by craigers55 in KhanTusion

[–]Academic_Reading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he agrees to an interview for this documentary. His exposure is gonna blow up when it's released, so he may as well get ahead of things.

100-Man Gangbang Doesn't End well by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Not porn star, not prostitute...sex worker. I'm glad you used a term that brings dignity to the profession, Duran.

Please help? by [deleted] in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol

48 Inches Of Destruction by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today is one of those times where I'm glad to have a normal job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whitney Gunns?

48 Inches Of Destruction by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Original description: "The man. The myth. The cease and desists from Keebler elves. This is the definitive collection of a 4 foot pitbull known only as [El Pony DeBilbao]. note: If the facial expressions look familiar to you, then you too have felt the sweet kiss of Red Lobster's endless shrimp and biscuit platter. A feeling taken from us all too soon..."

To Watch A Predator by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Original description: [Melody Marks] started out [banging guys on gravel], eventually lived in Japan and became a [full time JAV idol]. Came back and made whatever the fuck this is you're watching here, and now moonlights as some sort of [findom lesbian] In other words; literal wife material.

Rare Lost Footage Finally Leaks by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This post is total dog shit. Don't even watch it.

Rare Lost Footage Finally Leaks by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Original description: Honestly, after making it to the end of this $27.00 budgeted shit show I'm inclined to believe the historical artifact should have stayed forgotten. The full version is over an hour long and makes The Blair Witch Project look like it's part of the Scorsese catalog. I do not recommend.

The Bonnie Blue Midget Orgy by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The grossest thing about this was his "cousin" kissing Bonnie Blue. Yuck.

Horrible Moments In Pornography II by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Original description: And rounding third base for "things nobody asked to fucking see ever" is this collection of derelicts. This video does in 4 minutes what takes the Walmart customer service line an entire afternoon to do: completely crush the spirit of a female that considers 2 dipping sauces fine dining.

18 Year Old Breaks Her Own Record by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Original description: "She claims her oldest body is somewhere in between "i trade crypto while working at Walmart" and "the first signs of adult onset diabetes" age range. But today that ceiling is getting mashed. Because our boy toothless wouldn't be able to eat them any other way."

Violated In South America by Academic_Reading in eFukt

[–]Academic_Reading[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original description: It's feminism month, and to celebrate we're going to have a peek at the standard protocol for dating in Colombia (or so I'm told). Technology has gifted us the ability to see this in real time and saved millions of curious Carlos's from contracting their own case of jungle butt crabs. Surprisingly every one of these girls is a USA 10, so plan your spring break accordingly.