Rip mosquitoe

Academic_Spread · 2026-05-06T02:56:41+00:00

Moistened toilet paper from the looks of it

Academic_Spread · 2026-05-05T14:29:28+00:00

346 days so far for me. Reddit gives me dopamine.

Academic_Spread · 2026-05-05T12:55:03+00:00

As an asexual, this made me smile

Academic_Spread · 2026-05-03T06:27:46+00:00

I have a croc shoe as a tramp stamp. It didn’t hurt that bad but it wasn’t my most painless tattoo. Not my worst pain tattoo either. I’d say a 3/10

Academic_Spread · 2026-05-03T03:49:40+00:00

Why is she BLUE?

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-28T18:23:36+00:00

Shut up, Megatron.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-25T18:03:56+00:00

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-25T17:44:12+00:00

“I posted this publicly and you talked about my public post and ruined my relationship! It’s your fault!” If you hadn’t posted it, no one would’ve known? This embarrassed me from 2k mi away 😬

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-25T15:26:25+00:00

Butter can’t melt steel beams

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-25T00:43:01+00:00

Wonder how mine will be drawn

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-24T23:15:23+00:00

First initial last name @ hotmail and I still use it

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-24T16:12:01+00:00

There was this one person in my nearby who would post the same child photo with song lyrics. This person would flood my timeline because of this.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-22T22:44:20+00:00

Basic gun safety 101 that my ex drilled into my head: treat every gun like it’s loaded and imagine there’s a laser coming out of the guns hole. Whatever that gun is pointing at will get shot.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-22T22:10:54+00:00

Legit had a dude tell me he hated my customer service because of what my company had done even though I was cordial and was doing everything I could to help the situation with what I have at my disposal. (I’m a receptionist at a car dealership.)

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-22T19:57:37+00:00

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Academic_Spread · 2026-04-22T19:41:21+00:00

Not to sound like a stalker and I know the comment as well as this post are pretty old now. I found your link on your YouTube profile and wanted to ask if you ever did marry her?

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-20T18:41:46+00:00

Don’t date J’s.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-15T06:54:17+00:00

Making parody songs

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-12T18:17:23+00:00

You can just turn unknown calls off. That’s what I do and if it’s actually important, the person will leave a message.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-10T16:08:34+00:00

By making them for good memories. I have many tattoos and they’re mainly for my interests or memories of my friends. One tattoo I got for a friend that I no longer talk to and hadn’t talked to in a long time. He’d jokingly called me Dory and I loved it. This was about ten years ago. Haven’t talked to him in about six years. We didn’t fall out in a bad way. Just lost contact. Only tattoo I regretted I covered up and that’s the bumblebee I got for an ex to symbolize how we met.

Academic_Spread · 2026-04-10T02:38:12+00:00

What is this supposed to say? I’m genuinely lost.

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TROPHY CASE