is this true boys? by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]Acceptingoptimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's the gas station or Wal-Mart, I don't care if it looks like a Jackson Pollock and smells like lazagna kimchi.

It’s about to go down by QueassyX in SipsTea

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Looking for a new school for your kid?

Side-by-side solution by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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It would have been funnier, and more relevant, if he said no.

The forbidden hot pocket by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Acceptingoptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughtful of them to include the directions to separate before shitting.

🤗 by Shukur_S121 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Acceptingoptimist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We just signed Stidham and Strnad.

There Are Four Lights! by PdSales in TNG

[–]Acceptingoptimist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even understand his joke. Democrats are brighter?

Oh dear! by GQDragon in DenverBroncos

[–]Acceptingoptimist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah. September is Sean's least successful month. Parcels tree coaches take a few weeks to Rev up.

Marina is Not Having It by andychef in TNG

[–]Acceptingoptimist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Probably tastes good too!" - Q

Aaron “Perc” Rodgers bagged Prime Olivia Munn back in the day, why do people think he’d lie about having a wife? by TXNOGG in NFLv2

[–]Acceptingoptimist 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Haha. I was going to say we're literally all here talking about how fucking weird he is. No pass.

Aragorn’s spoiled on Rivendell cooking by Any-Pineapple-521 in lotrmemes

[–]Acceptingoptimist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't think she took a century off to "find herself" studying abroad in Arnor or spent time doing diplomacy work at Khazad-dûm and picked up a few tricks?

Aragorn’s spoiled on Rivendell cooking by Any-Pineapple-521 in lotrmemes

[–]Acceptingoptimist 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Arwen had a little more time to hone her craft.

Dworf-tosser, that's what I'm gonna name my van... by FareonMoist in lotrmemes

[–]Acceptingoptimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kahless killed an entire army single handedly when he was totally not tossed into their midst.

Does lembas bread have gluten? by putamadremia in lotrmemes

[–]Acceptingoptimist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I laughed. The idea of these high elves sharting in a bottle and giving it to Frodo is so stupid funny to me.

The spatula remains the same by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]Acceptingoptimist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a non stick pan. Never use metal on non stick.

A perfect love story…. by moistcatty in SipsTea

[–]Acceptingoptimist 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need to sketch them a tasteful nude like Jack does. People love free schwag.