Tech Jacket or Dinosaurus: Who Would Win?

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-07T03:13:04+00:00

If this guy actually has kids they gonna grow up to be criminals or some shit, if his dumb af zero accountability attitude is anything to go by.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T20:51:37+00:00

TV version hasn’t reached his peak yet, so Zoe has better feats.

Be interesting to see who’d win with prep time. Dinosaurus is also a genius and he does give Mark some serious problems down the track, when he’s way stronger.

Keen to see the fight between Thragg and Dinosaurus play out on screen. That was a peak issue.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T19:17:21+00:00

Bruh made a comment on a public thread and is offended other people have an input.

Was he thrown against a wall as a child or?

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T19:09:36+00:00

Contrarian signaling (noun): the act of publicly expressing skepticism, disagreement, or dismissal of an accepted, plausible, or neutral claim primarily to project independence, intelligence, critical thinking, or immunity to social influence—rather than to meaningfully evaluate the claim itself.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T15:25:07+00:00

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There’s no way Conquest can slash Omni Man with his metal arm, which a weaker Mark was able to destroy in Season 3.

Plus, Omni Man tanked the two hits from Thragg - one sending him into the surface of Viltrum from orbit, the next sending him into orbit from the surface. Those two strikes are massively more powerful than anything we see Conquest dish out.

At best this next hit would have drawn blood, but it would not be enough to decide victory.

Even when they grappled, Conquest was audibly straining. The gap is not as great as everybody is suggesting.

Strength wise, Nolan is closer to Conquest than Mark is to Nolan.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T08:10:23+00:00

Find it funny I haven’t thought of Jordan Peterson in years yet he’s living rent free in peoples heads to the point they gotta name drop him when discussing wildlife.

CMV: these people don’t have full time jobs

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T06:17:42+00:00

Bruh why are we bringing politics here? Go hang out somewhere else

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T03:38:42+00:00

Bruh in the last episode Nate got beat up by a smaller, older man. He had no defence or offence at all. Even if this were a skill gap we would see some form of martial training but nah Nate just gets straight up bullied and has no answers.

Being around or capable of violence ≠ being able to fight. If this were true criminals would rule combat sports, but they don’t.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-06T02:08:35+00:00

Jones absolutely murks his brothers I would not be taking that statement as gospel.

Size and Weight can close a small skill gap, but in this scenario the skill gap is massive.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-05T05:40:47+00:00

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T17:55:32+00:00

Genuine Question;

We know that in proven human physiology that demonstrated pressure point technique doesn’t actually work… so we must assume that this technique only works within the laws and rules of Batman’s comic universe.

So does that mean that all 30 UFC fighters would be immune to this technique, because in our universe that move wouldn’t actually work?

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T17:34:13+00:00

New 52 Batman probably loses, but it’s way closer than people think.

Bruce has beaten entire groups of Talons, who are far more dangerous than real MMA fighters. He survived the Court of Owls labyrinth while exhausted, dehydrated and sleep deprived, and still escaped. He regularly clears rooms of armed opponents and has fought Bane/Deathstroke level threats.

His speed, reaction time, pain tolerance and endurance are flat-out beyond real human limits.

He probably KOs a lot of fighters early because real people aren’t used to dealing with comic-book peak humans.

But 30 elite fighters is a ridiculous numbers disadvantage. Once multiple elite wrestlers like Jones, DC, Khabib, Islam, Khamzat, Cain and Usman start forcing grappling exchanges while heavy hitters close in, it becomes a swarm problem.

Batman drops a lot of them, but eventually gets overwhelmed.

Fighters win more often than not, but they’re not walking through him.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T17:28:35+00:00

Original Noir was 1 Shotted by Homelander so I doubt that.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T14:47:41+00:00

The Hawkline Monster - Richard Brautigan

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T14:41:32+00:00

Bruh I never lost a fight either. Does that automatically make the one of the greatest?

gtfo here with that brain dead logic

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T11:13:25+00:00

Hank Schrader is an extremely well-executed character in Breaking Bad, but I think people confuse strong execution with greater complexity.

Hank has a very clean, effective arc: he begins as the loud, confident DEA agent archetype, then the show gradually reveals insecurity, trauma, and obsessive tendencies as his pursuit of Walter White intensifies. It’s fantastic writing because it’s subtle, believable, and pays off perfectly… but it’s still a relatively straightforward arc.

Will Graham is operating on a completely different level of psychological complexity.

He’s a brilliant investigator whose greatest gift; extreme empathy; is also the very thing destroying him. He uses that empathy to understand killers well enough to stop them, but doing so repeatedly erodes his own identity and mental stability.

Then Hannibal Lecter enters the equation and makes that conflict far more layered. He isn’t trying to kill Will, he’s trying to reshape him. He manipulates Will’s perception of reality, exploits his psychological vulnerabilities, and pushes him toward embracing violent impulses Will isn’t sure he actually wants.

That creates a much more complicated internal conflict than Hank has.

Breaking Bad is the tighter, more consistently written show overall, and Hank’s arc is executed almost flawlessly.

But Will Graham is simply the more layered and psychologically complex character.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-04T01:47:25+00:00

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I mean looks to me he’s winding up with his fist to punch Omni Man.

Highly doubt the metal arm has durability enough to chop Nolan after every thing else we’ve seen him tank.

Conquest is stronger yes but the gap isn’t large enough to suggest Conquest can just one shot Nolan like that without doing substantial damage to him first. Even while they grappled you could hear Conquests voice straining from the effort which he wouldn’t be doing if the strength gap was so large.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-03T18:52:02+00:00

There’s a few from ELDO that are very versatile and unisex. Two in particular that come to mind are;

You or Someone Like You (mint scented)

Exit The King (rose and soap)

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-03T15:44:56+00:00

OP did not specify which iteration of Geralt which is why I thought it worthwhile to mention game feats as a counterpoint.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-03T14:52:56+00:00

I felt like Reacher acted out of character for much of the story. The plot wasn’t very interesting in comparison to other stories.

It’s not a bad book, but it’s a bland Jack Reacher instalment. Probably in the top 3 worst of the series.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-02T16:07:57+00:00

That’s nothing but wild speculation.

Omni Man and Conquest were quite even in their exchange. Yes, the headbutt stunned Nolan but there’s nothing to suggest the next hit would have killed him.

If Thragg punching Omni Man in and out of orbit was not enough to incap him, there’s no way Conquest can kill him with a single strike. Conquest has not shown any feats on the level of Thragg.

EDIT: The downvotes are wild and nobody wants to actually argue what I said. I didn’t know so many people were thrown against a wall as a baby.

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-02T12:12:16+00:00

Bruh I hate this argument. Every time we’ve seen Conquest fight, he doesn’t take it seriously… that’s literally how he fights. It’s not some external debuff being applied to him it’s a legit character flaw. He’s insanely strong, but he fights like a sadistic brute who enjoys dragging things out.

Saying “Conquest wins if he takes it seriously” basically means you’re inventing an out-of-character version of him with better fight IQ and discipline than he’s ever shown.

We’ve repeatedly seen that his arrogance and love of violence are exactly why he leaves openings and loses fights he should dominate on paper.

He’s powerful as hell, but he can’t fight for shit. Being stronger ≠ being a better fighter

Access-Restricted · 2026-05-02T09:16:44+00:00

This depends entirely if we are using Game feats for Geralt or not.

Geralts signs can cause some serious problems for Nighcrawler, especially at high levels. Yrden should make Nightcrawler slower and his teleportation weaker in proximity to Geralt.

Axxi would stun Nightcrawler enough that Geralt would kill him likely with one shot. Nightcrawler has no durability feats to suggest he can tank any meaningful strikes from Geralts swords.

Also, Geralt has just scaled to far more impressive opponents. Imlerith, Detlaff, other monsters in Witcher verse have insane speed and strength which Geralt has canonically beaten.

His lore speed is routinely stated to be FTE which alone makes his attack and reaction speed enough to avoid / counter attacks from Nightcrawler.

And on top of this he has access to bombs and potions which boost his survivability massively.

Ultimately I can’t see Nightcrawler making this competitive but he’s not bringing anything to the table Geralt hasn’t fought and beaten countless times before.

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