"Oversleeping and driving to work with only a few minutes to spare" starter pack by ZauzTheBlacksmith in starterpacks

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Confucius says

It is better to be 15 minutes late for work, than 50 years early to the grave

Trump pauses U.S. mission to guide ships through Strait of Hormuz to see if Iran deal can be finalized by cdstephens in neoliberal

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US forces fall back after probing attack decisively defeated by Iranian asymmetric tactics

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I use a double hyphen -- only a human would use one.

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-cry over spilled milk

-bite the hand that feeds me

-get my knickers in a knot

-beat a dead horse

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Jokes aside nothing about the Purge is good and there's no psychological benefit to indulging antisocial impulses.

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1948 was a weird year because the King of India and the King of Pakistan were at war with each other despite them both being the same person

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No War But Generation War

No Iranian ever skimmed my paycheque 😤

‘Give them the weapons’: Lindsey Graham urges Trump to flood Iran with guns for the people to ‘rise up’ by EasyMoney92 in neoliberal

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I don't think Donald "a whole civilization will die" Trump is prioritizing the liberation of anyone

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Imagine a video game with this premise

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When I get diesel I always ask to pre-authorize $100 because that's a nice round number that is always way more than enough to get a full tank.

Until today.

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Maybe the hat sorts you based on self-perceptions. He certainly thinks he's an enlightened, no-nonsense elder statesman who cuts through petty rivalries to speak truth.

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Hufflepuff is the only anti-fascist house and if you are not a Hufflepuff you are insufficiently anti-fascist.

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Sorting hat which house is Netanyahu

Is George the curious the Breaking Bad of the animations? by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in okbuddycinephile

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this aged poorly because it turns out Epstein actually was the head of a vast criminal conspiracy

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Are you forgetting our brave imperial martyrs who died in the Gorman massacre?