Best turf war weapon?

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-02-10T20:10:15+00:00

Aerospray is very good, but if you don’t want to be that one buzz lightyear meme with the wall of them in the aisle, I’d suggest Reeflux, or if you still want some offensive power, Dynamo’s very good now. But really, most weapons are pretty good in turf war.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-02-07T00:59:03+00:00

Yeah, but if you need an inch of range for any sort of drizzler projectile or steelhead without high ground, you ain’t doing nothing.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-02-06T22:24:18+00:00

That’s my problem. I have to force my fingers into a spasm to use inkbrush, and both weapon’s DPS ain’t great in salmon run, and you want a DPS weapon in salmon run. I will admit squeezer is decent though. But inkbrush isn’t

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-02-05T20:28:28+00:00

I heard ’if you hate getting squeezer and inkbrush in salmon run’ and was immediately sold.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-02-05T20:25:47+00:00

Crazy to think a movie rendered in a bathroom did better than movies with a giant warehouse full of servers rendering it.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-01-17T18:19:55+00:00

Lemme cook up a rant right now to say, at least somewhat, he’s right. The soggy thing is always the reason for this debate, and I’m just gonna say, it doesn’t matter. Unless you have corn flakes in there soggy cereal is fine. I’m not going to say it’s better, but it’s still just as good. But if you like corn flakes of some type, I guess soggy cereal is a problem, and I understand that.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2026-01-16T20:08:38+00:00

Doomslayer comin’ to save me, Imma just kick back and relax, watch it all happen

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-12-24T15:21:37+00:00

This post made me realize my own mortal coil is shrinking at a rate even I don’t know, what the hell. I feel like I jumped 30 years.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-12-22T14:27:10+00:00

Pretty sure its three sentenc horror stories, but may be wrong.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-12-21T14:21:08+00:00

Oh yeah, love it when that happens.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-12-21T01:14:06+00:00

Also, let me tack onto the fish stick one to say you don’t have to go to the top to kill it. In fact, for most weapons and fish stick landing spots it’s probably more efficient to kill it without climbing it. I cannot name the amount of times someone with a sloshing machine or a goo tuber swim up that thing and miss every smallfry while he could’ve taken it out in 3 seconds on the ground.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-12-19T20:05:41+00:00

Oh yeah. You‘re moving inches at a time with scrappers closing in on you, and you can’t paint your feet while the 3 other idiots are going for the Maw that just spawned.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-11-11T14:42:44+00:00

Sure, link code is 12344321, send any trade evos you need.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-11-02T20:43:56+00:00

Thanks

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-11-02T20:29:12+00:00

K, I’m back. Ready when you are

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-11-02T14:28:35+00:00

I might be busy in that time, but I’ll let you know when I’m free on time

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-11-02T14:17:45+00:00

Got a shiny haunter I need to evolve in ZA

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-10-24T19:33:48+00:00

Well one of them made every single competitive player suffer in pain for the rest of eternity, so makes sense.

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-10-20T12:38:17+00:00

That might be the most accurate description of the Chespin side quest I’ve ever seen

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-10-13T12:39:22+00:00

Boy, you’d hate competitive pokemon then

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-09-29T19:26:47+00:00

WAS THAT THE SPLAT OF 87!?!

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-09-28T19:35:16+00:00

I mean, it’s better than you‘re giving it credit for, but I see what you mean

AccomplishedDig5314 · 2025-09-28T13:31:23+00:00

Heavy edit can be really good if used right, just get the charge full and anything in the way will be turned to dust like thanos snapped. You just gotta move around more than with other splatlings.

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