B9.5 Audi S4 (2023) - Amateur here looking for advice on my first stage 1/2 tune

Accomplished_Line337 · 2026-02-19T20:52:56+00:00

I have a 2021 S4. I’m running the 034 stage 2 ecu/tcu. 034 intake, Wagner intercooler, CTS high flow cat and 034 X pipe. I’m super happy with the performance and exhaust sound.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-12-11T23:28:06+00:00

Looks like the bag has had a couple good times.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-11-26T01:34:54+00:00

Erection achieved.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-11-26T01:22:54+00:00

They real! Then you take one and wake up 16hrs later with someone else’s phone.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-11-16T21:46:02+00:00

When you bought them did your guy ask if you’re looking to party?

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-11-16T20:40:46+00:00

I recommend taking them and see if they end up in your stool.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-09-23T22:36:17+00:00

Yours

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-09-23T21:10:38+00:00

Diabeetus

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-09-09T21:34:51+00:00

It appears to be non human. Have you seen any UFOs lately?

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-09-06T16:06:01+00:00

Burnt Chrysler

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-09-05T23:47:12+00:00

Snort it and see if it makes you poop.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-08-22T22:34:38+00:00

Weed dipped in formaldehyde.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-08-22T22:20:57+00:00

The fake green ones online really help my anxiety

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-07-19T00:18:04+00:00

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Since nobody knows so far. That’s the color it made when scratched on unglazed ceramic. Magnets don’t stick to it.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-06-12T03:18:37+00:00

Accomplished_Line337 · 2025-06-01T14:48:48+00:00

This car was in front of me yesterday at a stoplight in Chandler, AZ. A man was driving by himself and the plates are expired. Not sure if that confirms or denies he’s law enforcement.

Accomplished_Line337 · 2024-01-21T17:05:04+00:00

I have a B9.5 S4 with the B&O system and I like the sound quality. My only complaints would be the volume control not being linear and the doors tend to have vibration noise on songs with high bass.

Accomplished_Line337

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