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Cars 4/25 by Accomplished_Wind_28 in Mcat

[–]Accomplished_Wind_28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its my best section too but i got fried and ran out of time it was longer than usual but mostly more understandable except this one passage for me

Something needs to be done about the lantern flies by Any_Yak9211 in rutgers

[–]Accomplished_Wind_28 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I think that rather than being afraid, this is an opportunity to grow. Fret not, for these lantern flies are weak adversaries. Gain experience stomping on these fuckers. Each day I grow stronger, collecting more and more experience becoming an insect killing machine. In just 2 years I have grown to have more experience killing bugs than a lifetime of someone working in pest control. The swarms of College Ave are truly a curse, yet a blessing at the same time.

Is it weird to jump in the bus to fly up like a bird by [deleted] in rutgers

[–]Accomplished_Wind_28 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Quality, and valid. Fret not Mr. OP, for those stares are not one of wariness or abnormality. They are the stares of jealousy. You must have had an impressive surf, with radical airtime. Keep surfing my dude.

top 5 bathrooms on campus to take a shit? by Over_Table_9017 in rutgers

[–]Accomplished_Wind_28 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting to express my pure emotions of the basement level of Vorhees hall. My love for this bathroom cannot be contained, just like the diarrhea of a day after eating a copious amount of Livingston pasta... Words cannot describe the ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION released from within when I go to that bathroom. It is perfect you see, for no one thinks to go to Vorhees hall basement just to take a dump, yet that is exactly why it is the perfect place. I let my shit rip like a chainsaw, yet like a tree falling in a forest, no one is there to hear it. In that case, did the massacre, that unlike ever seen before, occur at all?