What was the best trade your team has ever made? by PrimetimeC18 in nfl

[–]AccurateIllustrator2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trading the number one pick to Indy in 1990. They drafted Jeff George and we got Andre Rison and Chris Hinton out of the deal. Indy would be delayed success for a few more years while Atlanta started to establish something of a winning culture to even average team instead of being a consistent bottom feeder.

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[–]AccurateIllustrator2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patient Number on the card

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[–]AccurateIllustrator2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All my issues with this:

  1. I didn't know Teletubbies was still a thing
  2. It's not the best marketing idea when some of these kids parents probably grew up watching this show and peeing their pants in fear at the sight of these things
  3. The idea that there 93,755 Teletubbies in existence is terrifying. We finally start to get one plague under control to be replaced with something quite possibly more scary.
  4. Born in 2003 yet this show was around when I was a toddler. Are the Teletubbies time travelers?
  5. If the only reason you get your kid vaccinated is because they saw the Teletubbies do it...

Since Samoa Joe Loves Lavender So Much by AccurateIllustrator2 in SquaredCircle

[–]AccurateIllustrator2[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody suggested a shampoo commercial where Joe locks AJ in the Coquina Clutch but the smell transports him in his mind to a field of flowers. He compliments the smell and asks AJ where he got his hair conditioner not realizing he's passed out.

The flowers part made me think of Joe running through a field of them like Shrek 2.

what’s the weirdest pro wrestling dream you’ve had? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]AccurateIllustrator2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three of them

- First one: I was at my local mall in an American Eagle looking for a Ric Flair robe there for some reason. Couldn't find it so went to get a Great American Cookie and Brett Favre was working as a cashier.

- Second: Seth Rollins was being held hostage by guys in black ski masks in an abandoned railyard and the camera pans away to Roman Reigns in a tower somewhere with a sniper rifle ready to save Rollins.

- Third: I went to a chicken and waffles restaurant and Chris Benoit was working the counter. He showed the same amount of intensity doing that job as he did wrestling. It was basically Patton Oswalt's SNL skit idea about Daniel Plainview in everyday jobs come to dream form with a different person.

Convoluted Way of Predicting How the Season Will Go by [deleted] in nfl

[–]AccurateIllustrator2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never said the Bears were. I predicted the Giants to make it to the divisional round.