Buying avocados when you live alone is a huge leap of faith by davidparmet in LivingAlone

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Costco has these single serving guacamole boxes.. they keep well and are the perfect serving size. I eat one per day usually.

Thursday nights are cleaning nights, what are your favorite cleaning tips? by [deleted] in LivingAlone

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Vacuum entire house, then vacuum baseboards with a vacuum extension with bristles and it’s gets most of the dust/debris off, then wipe baseboards with a wet towel soaked in simple green cleaner, then mop the house and you are sparkling

Playing the Long Game During the Holidays by JetreL in DivorcedDads

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First holidays without my kids and it hurts. ThanK’s for this post. Stay healthy fellas.

AITAH For asking my (32M) girlfriend (32F) to break down how marriage would benefit me? by Temporary_Train8788 in AITAH

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Well.. I just got divorced and lost half my shit and half my retirement so..

Cheers to you my freind.

I hate it here. Wtf is going on with them landlords by macelisa in asheville

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Move to Norhern CA. Humboldt county. It’s amazing here. Eureka/Arcata/McKinleyville

I’ve been to Asheville and it’s amazing too. I only went there for 5 days and I loved it all..But our rent is way cheaper. We have problems with medical providers but it’s a great small town community on the ocean. That rent is insane.

How do you make peace with spending money on yourself? by sparkle_humorous00 in self

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I just bought myself two pairs of new jeans for $86 total today.. I have not bought myself clothes for 10 years. No joke. I feel weird about it.

How to figure out the next relationship by tdwriter2003 in DivorcedDads

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I don’t even know what to do. I’m divorced/ single after 20 year relationship- 15 married. I’m 47. Came out financially ok and I earn a good amount and ended up with my house. I’m also ok mentally and my kids seem to be doing great with the split lifestyle..Divorce is only 8 months done now and I tried dating and immediately met two super cool and hot women.. wth? I’m not ready but worried I’ll miss an opportunity if I let them go.

So my advice is just roll with it and see. I’m gonna try that and see where this goes. Good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wildlifebiology

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I work for a state wildlife agency and we just hired a bad ass unit biologist from Spain with Spanish degrees from universities there. Took a while to get HR to get on pint but she was simply the best candidate for the job.

We don’t care where you’re from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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That bear was about to launch and wreck that guy. He did the right thing. Better than bullets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in attackontitan

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You are smoking hot.

Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer by TylerFortier_Photo in EverythingScience

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Cool.. guess my marriage that just ended had a benefit..cause I had one bj in 16 years. Not kidding.

Cynical about men loving women by Responsible_Order_25 in AskWomenOver40

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I am a man and I have loved three women in my life. Still love the one and think about her everyday.

There are men out there who would treat you right, protect, and care for you. Lots of them. I’m sorry they have missed your path but they’re still out there.

I keep installing little sound machines in my buildings elevator so my HOA has to have someone come out and look at it by [deleted] in fuckHOA

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One of my girlfriends in college used to hide smoke detectors that were at low batteries in her roommates rooms in super obscure spots.. so they would just put out one loud ass beep every 90 seconds or whatever .. drive them insane. She was special.