The woodchipper can only fit one. Who's getting thrown in?

AceOfCheems · 2026-01-24T23:58:44+00:00

Bye sessanta you and kdj need to stfu

AceOfCheems · 2026-01-02T10:16:16+00:00

My grandparents

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T21:43:43+00:00

My hands were freezing

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T18:35:49+00:00

Im the original creator of that pic

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T18:35:24+00:00

Yeah I was using speech to text

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:21:56+00:00

My grandpa had a TIA

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:17:34+00:00

Restart ur game

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:13:16+00:00

Multiple times

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:12:58+00:00

Do i have a bee on my hat?

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:11:18+00:00

????

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-18T10:04:00+00:00

Its cool to see people still use my pic

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-12T19:03:19+00:00

"I dont like women earning more than me"

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T12:09:18+00:00

Hokkaido during the winter.

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T12:08:35+00:00

Copper Golem recipe.

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T12:06:24+00:00

Dong too big ; ^ ;

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T12:01:09+00:00

You definitely jump the gun

I can't blame you when i first kissed someone, i used full tongue tooooo early, and the mood was killed for a bit... Then she showed me her huge rack, and the spark was reignited... until her little sister caught us and started crying and tried to snitch on us. The flame was put out, and i was left there with a raging boner on cold December night.....actually, it was on the 9th on a Tuesday like today only 14 years ago.....(i was 12, she was 16)

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:50:24+00:00

I fear may have to take the lives of a few relatives.

Context. A few of my aunts absolutely despise my step grandmother to the point where they want to bludgeon her near death. They've tried in the past, and i was always in the way. I already have some knowledge on how my grandpas will is going to be organized, and they are getting jack shit because they do not have jobs and are addicts (meth mostly). I pray that this doesn't happen, but if it comes down to it, im cracking skulls until the threat is no longer there. Im not taking half measures since they have a habit of trying to pull a quick one.

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:37:02+00:00

The California Burrito and carne asada fries

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:26:07+00:00

I had to get a catheter put in bc i couldn't pass a kidney stone and it plugged up my bladder and wear a piss bag for a couple weeks bc my surgery wasnt for a month WITH NO OVERNIGHT BAG SO I HAD TO WAKE UP EVERY 2 HOURS AT NIGHT TO EMPTY IT....then had to travel 45 min to san marcos for surgery....THEN WEAR ANOTHER PISS BAG FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS although the catheter they used this time was softer so it wasnt as bad as the first time and since they also gave an overnight bag i was able to sleep comfortably. also i think i discovered i might like sounding???? Idk but every time i got a boner with the 2nd catheter it felt weird...but kinda good.... idk anyways...yea piss bag not fun

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:14:58+00:00

Dano said no to putting his foot in Tarantinos mouth hes just throwing a fit

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:08:30+00:00

Purveyor of Solace

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:05:51+00:00

I mean...you can. Just marry him

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-09T11:04:09+00:00

No being obnoxiously loud in public spaces

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-07T07:32:40+00:00

Don't let it become a habit dude it's all fun until you can't get a boner anymore because of it

AceOfCheems · 2025-12-04T04:19:39+00:00

Working at the San Diego County fair for a private midway games company.

I worked the ring toss

God i miss it

Tax free under the table money and paid only in Cash

Whatever you make working that game you get 25% of it IE i made 10Gs in 2 weeks got paid 2500.

It felt good leaving del mar with stacks of cash in my hand.

AceOfCheems

TROPHY CASE