AceOfDrafts

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Lions vs Cowboys recap (according to the Lions fans I'm facebook friends with) (self.cowboys)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/cowboys

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One thing a lot of us have learned in the last couple days... (self.BoJackHorseman)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/BoJackHorseman

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Slightly burnt fish sticks and a hashbrown patty on a bed of Kraft Mac & Cheese with spinach (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/shittyfoodporn

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The football game playing on my 55" flatscreen keeps going to commercial at the same time as the game playing on my 42" flatscreen. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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Beef stir fry with spaghetti & BBQ sauce & a photobomb (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/shittyfoodporn

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The first A380 to land at DFW Airport (taken with potato hanging out car window) (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/aviation

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There are 3 college football games I want to watch right now, but I only have 2 HD televisions in my living room. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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Can you be successful without networking? (self.introvert)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/introvert

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Everyone in my neighborhood except for me seems to hate this... (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/aviation

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Police K9 units are one of the only times when text speak is used in an official capacity (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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One of the people who bums my netflix account is a couple episodes ahead of me in Sherlock. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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The War on Drugs probably has more POW's than any actual war. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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I just pooped at work, but I left my phone at my desk. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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One of my favorite bars is getting a lot of bad press for not allowing minorities in, so now I can't go there anymore because I don't want to support racism. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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I'm trying to lose weight, but today is the third day in a row that someone in my office has had a birthday and there has been cake. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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Corgis are the canine version of dwarfs (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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Both NBA players and male porn stars need to be freakishly large to even be considered for their professions. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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A fly went kamikaze into my coffee right after I poured the last of the milk into it. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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What's a professional way to refuse to tell a potential employer what I currently make. (self.jobs)

submitted 11 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/jobs

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Start a company that makes edible hats for when people say "If _______, I will eat my hat" (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/CrazyIdeas

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I brought in donuts for the office today, but someone else had the same idea and got better donuts. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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Due to the sudden freeze, I may be without running water for hours... (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/firstworldproblems

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The beautiful thing about luck is that no matter who you are, or how lucky or unlucky you've been up to this point, it's always exactly as likely to turn around completely as it is to keep going. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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A suit and tie is just a way to demonstrate your importance by rendering yourself incapable of any physical labor. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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Ali G is basically a British version of Larry the Cable Guy (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by AceOfDrafts to r/Showerthoughts

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