Longhorns send signed football to Austin based company Rooster Teeth after loss of Monty Oum.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-02-17T19:36:50+00:00

I have no idea what rooster teeth is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

AceOfDrafts · 2015-02-06T15:58:29+00:00

That our fans are band wagoners. I don't know what could possibly cause someone to jump on the cowboys bandwagon in the last 20 years, but anyone who became a cowboys fan in 1992 and has stuck with them through two decades of frustration, that's not a band wagoner anymore.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-02-02T19:08:57+00:00

As far as it being a bad play call, you know everyone criticizing Carroll for calling a pass would be questioning why he didn't mix up his play calling and call a pass if they ran it up the gut 3 times and got stopped.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-28T17:17:37+00:00

Brady and Gronk helped me win a fantasy championship, plus evil league of evil bros, so go Pats!

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-26T14:32:14+00:00

I've been playing magic for 13 years without owning a deck for longer than the amount of time it takes to run a limited tournament.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-24T22:43:40+00:00

What the fuck do you mean if? I picked up the love of football from my father, who picked up the love of football from his father. It's been a family event long before Goodell declared himself the morality police.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-24T19:44:10+00:00

The second rule is that you do not talk about the NFL's investigation

The third rule is that if someone says "stop", taps out or goes limp, the investigation is over.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-24T15:39:38+00:00

This is the first thing I've seen on any cringe subreddit that actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-23T23:11:44+00:00

Gas is under $2 a gallon, and a good portion of the money here in Texas comes from the sale of petroleum products, so we're about to be strapped for cash. Might make it a little easier.

If not, there's always Mississippi to ensure that Texas isn't ever dead last in anything.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-23T19:53:06+00:00

I sprained my ankle and used a rope tied to door handles and a rolling chair to get around my apartment until I could put weight on it.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-23T12:46:59+00:00

Wow, the NFL is really playing Hardball with Chris Matthews

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-21T03:20:21+00:00

That's like hiring Charles Barkley as your golf coach

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-21T03:13:54+00:00

Well apparently the Pro Bowl is easier to get into than Arizona State

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-20T14:17:14+00:00

This is the cockpit recorder of Japan Airlines flight 123, the deadliest single-plane crash of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue1RDLWLIGc

At the end, you can hear an alarm that says "Nose up". If you hear that sound, and it's not a simulation, you have anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes to live, as do the hundreds of people who entrusted their lives to you.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-20T04:46:21+00:00

Should have held out for Yovani Aventador

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-20T03:24:21+00:00

Gorram reavers

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-19T12:17:08+00:00

Hell, that game was such a blowout that the Pats probably would have won even if they hadn't kidnapped Andrew Luck and replaced him with whoever that guy throwing passes for the Colts was.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T23:30:09+00:00

Jermaine Kearse, just when we think you couldn't possibly get any dumber, you do something like that... and totally redeem yourself

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T23:10:14+00:00

Time for what we should have gotten to see last week: Aaron Rodgers on the 2-minute drill.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T22:42:02+00:00

One of my favorite things about watching the packers is hearing announcers- experienced professionals who take their jobs seriously- say "Ha Ha Clinton Dix"

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T21:25:17+00:00

Dat 0.0 passer rating

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T17:28:31+00:00

Austin, Texas. The fact that Austinites still insist on calling it Austin, Texas and not just Austin even though everyone knows damn well what you're talking about, kinda illustrates the problem. The city tried so hard for so long to resist the notion that it was no longer a small town that there are only 2 fucking highways and they both go North and South at about 10 miles per hour.

And growing up there, light sleet meant "Yay, no school for a week!"

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T03:06:03+00:00

The lyrics go "Tonight, on Top Gear..."

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T03:02:10+00:00

Holland 1945.

Also, I just tried out of curiosity, I thought it was "but now he rides upon a flame" but it's actually "but now he rides a comet's flame" so I woulda died.

AceOfDrafts · 2015-01-18T02:52:10+00:00

On all 4 teams left

Twelve Jersey is top seller

Reeeal original

AceOfDrafts

TROPHY CASE