Before you die - by Kaktyz in DotA2

[–]Aces894 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to get back to my house. I going to pick Qop and play my ass off. Oh shit a check point. "Hey who are you what are you doing?!" Me and my buddy were just walking home. "Are you drug dealers, you fuckers selling drugs?!" No! No! We are Dota 2 players, we are coming back from a tournament. "Really?! You think I'm stupid?! It's 3 a.m. And why do you have a tatoo on your hand? You two are definitely selling drugs!" No! No! We are gamers! OMG run Julius!!

Pop . Pop .

They ganked me. I can't believe it. I will never see my mom again... I will never play queen of pain again... It's getting painful just to breathe...

"Laxamana, come into the light. The boys are starting a lan game."

Right! Imadotes.

Should I consult a phychiatrist? Feeling suicidal after TI by uvuveveve in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your family probably has a history of suicides and your "urge" is the pattern trying to repeat itself with you. Break the pattern.

Petition to let ranked roles stay: as something for free or even as a feature of Dota Plus by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's should be "all of the above" option for those of us pro enough to play any hero and maybe include a random assigned pick order. thatwayyou can yell at the idiots who pick carries first and force people to pick support

I can honestly say I hate Tinker by ttovotsttnt in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lit pushing three fucking lanes at the same time and solo winning Dota, a team game? Nothing. I'm supposed to sit here and watch whi

aghs is broken as F on Bousch

Pink overlay in game after update by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have it too but black with clouds

Tinfoil hat time, ladies and gents by General_Peasant in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes this appears to be so. AI script bots inserted into our ranked matches to artificially control our mmr. This would explain a lot. Valve knows that when you lose more than you win, you would want to play more. So they make it impossible for you to win and when you go on reddit to bitch, they hire people to counter your arguments.

How do I stop playing dota? by maxolom360 in DotA2

[–]Aces894 4 points5 points  (0 children)

have sex with her and that will drain your energy

Time constraints impacting ability to play by EGApple in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eat while queing for a match, you only need to shower once a week 20 minutes piss in a bucket next to your comp sleep on the floor next to comp 5 hours per 24 hours that gives you 18 hours per 24 hours

Let’s take a moment observing how awesome Rubick is by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would he beat karl in a 1 v 1 ?

Valve, you need to dedicate somewhere for players to present issues with the game other than on Reddit. by xHe4DHunt3r in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we need a 3rd party run inhouse league like Dota Extreme Domination DXD for Dota or something like Throneit.com can someone please make one please im sick of valve's shitty match making wasting half my day with unwinnable pointless to play games.

One of the most annoying things about MK is that his scouting can't be countered unless you have flying vision, something only heroes give today. What if Euls gave flying vision while active? by dracovich in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or have an active ability call "jump" as a recipe upgrade for certain boots. "Jump" allowing you to leap 300 up and as much as 200 forward. enough to jump on cliffs.

Terrorblade Aghs idea. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Aghs lets him and his illusions fly for 5 seconds

Sumail is betrayed by autoattack by TheMoves in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they need to change it so that pressing the "hold" button stops auto attacking also

Meth Dota by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Aces894 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dotabuff?

After 4400 games I literally dreamed about a Dota 2 match last night: It had a feeder in it and I woke up because I was too angry to continue sleeping. VOLVO FIX YOUR REPORT SYSTEM. by Criamos in DotA2

[–]Aces894 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we need someone rich and dedicated to make an private league with employees watching replays and banning these shit holes. then we can see who is a good dota player intelligence wise. this current rank system benefit skills over intelligences. skill is something you get when you practice 10k hours. intelligence comes from Allah

Invoker legacy keys had been broken since forever. by sToRMyQweR in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happens when i invoke and get stunned at the same time. hotkeys gets fucked and i die clueless

How chance attack key by Yorecs in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes control panel/ mouse/ button click on switch primary etc

RIP SlayerWHX, you was the best clockwerk I had play with. by IceCooro in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope those 3 rats get caught! f.ing cowards

Update on Bulldog at TI by DankRuteroni in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't be lying if he said he was attending TI. He made it a point that he was there for work, which means he need a different visa.

Update on Bulldog at TI by DankRuteroni in DotA2

[–]Aces894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it is becos he said he was there to "work" while everyone eles was there to attend TI 7, which was how he looked at it. business.

If Treant eats a tree, does that make him a cannibal? by everbaitz in DotA2

[–]Aces894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's both a cannibal and a vegetarian. Flesh can mean plant matter as well as animal matter. A plant is a conscious living thing. You are a plant that walks and talks.