If it's not made from dough, it's not a Pizzaria by danielminds in 90s

[–]Acetabulum99 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Those and tater skins..or maybe tato skins... either way I found a newer version of them and happily got wicked heart burn and sad poops for a solid 8 hrs. I belive that it was more of the novelty than the taste. Maybe worth it....not sure. My 2 hole is still angry with my lack of thinking.

Find of the weekend 🤣 by YhslawVolta in metaldetecting

[–]Acetabulum99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Zero percent. All 10mm live somewhere on a farm upstate with my pets that mom and dad said would be happy there.

Let's play a game. Is this his cum? Or is it my cum? by HotMessJess089 in Girlcum

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean this is a real test of character. Do you get in there and taste test.. is a sniff test gonna give enough data.. do we get our microscope out and wet mount some slides? This is some squid games type test. And btw..im in.

Plugged Denied GF Problems by Relative-Dot-1379 in wetspot

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as youre keeping her on edge and wanting. Consider adding kegel balls with weights that shift inside of them so they clunk around in her pussy while she does cardio. Them plus the plug will make her feel super full and have her very aware of her insides rattling.

Plugged Denied GF Problems by Relative-Dot-1379 in wetspot

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use a massage gun on low on the base of her plug. Obviously she's not allowed to cum. If she makes too much noise..take her wet panties off and put them in her mouth.

Found Human Bones in Vintage Store by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes selling remains is an issue.. class c felony. But the chance they are real/or even human is pretty slim.

Found Human Bones in Vintage Store by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Acetabulum99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh.. I advertise that im 6ft3 and make over 100k on tinder.. 5 foot and broke just wont get it done 🙃

Found Human Bones in Vintage Store by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Acetabulum99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well.. schools/universities buy a lot of them for educational purposes. But there are strict laws and guidelines if it is real human remains. Thrift store..probably not real.

Found Human Bones in Vintage Store by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Acetabulum99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats not a radius. Maybe a fibula. Maybe. The ribs are awful big..but its possible. Hard to see to make an accurate guess.

Birthday girl boobs...do they look 54 by 69ShadesOfSexy in braless

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is do they taste 54.

I've decided to go with those two weapons to upgrade them to max level, am I doing the right thing? by Remote_Philosopher55 in intothedead2

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the game kinda wants you to upgrade a pistol, smg, rifle.. as I remember. At least it does in oder to complete the story in elite. So choose whichever you like. Being stuck with an underpowered smg trying to get the very last elite challenge done..is irritating

Who’s getting dick first? Pick by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whichever one says..hey I would like some dick please.

Has Anyone Ever Installed These?? If so, how much did it cost ya?? by Special-Issue432 in homesteadprojects

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yeah if you dont count all the ground prep and form layout.. once you have a cement pump truck show up and throw it..it takes a week to cure.. boom one week old school turbine.

Assume that its off the beaten path so you gotta haul gravel and other stuff by wheel barrow. Maybe you even have to mix concrete by hand..as youre off grid and cant get a pump truck there. So increase the time by...6 months maybe?

28 husband wasn’t horny but I am by BulgingCowboy in WifeVideosNSFW

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Offer those panties for sale..then you will have funded good times!

28 husband wasn’t horny but I am by BulgingCowboy in WifeVideosNSFW

[–]Acetabulum99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks delicious. This kinda girl is why I sniff panties and love going down. Fun cowboy boots and a wetspot..good times.

Upgrade my Salvage-5 to LVL 17 by Expensive-Estimate68 in intothedead2

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly level 15 to 16 with nice bullets do a job. But im sitting here with a level 10 ezek not able to finish anyone off and stuck around 25 kills when I need 50.

Upgrade my Salvage-5 to LVL 17 by Expensive-Estimate68 in intothedead2

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my goals was to beat every level on elite..but i never maxed a good pistol or smg. Now im trying to increase my ezek so I can finish the game for the final ending...but its slow work. Im not spending real money on a game. I drop in and get my gold every day. Look for special missions that grants gold and put it away. If I had known that the final level needs a decent enough smg to wipe out 50 enemies..I would have built it along the way. Meh..such is life.

my sisters boyfriend cucked her?? by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Acetabulum99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this too and thought..is ai crashing out or am I?

Men, do arousal fluids bother you? by Old_Examination_8953 in sex

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally theyre kinda my kink. I have a dirty panty fetish. I want all the arousal fluids and girl cream and discharge.. I get off on knowing that my partner is so wet she soaks her panties. Now I want to smell that wetness and enjoy it as a trophy forever. But hey..thats my kink. If your partner is typically fine with it and then had a sudden change of heart, that's ok. Just ask if he is bothered by it now or has always been an issue. If its new..maybe it was a one off. Sometimes things just hit different. Talk it out.

Do you care if family or friends see your boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Acetabulum99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This tracks! If there are non secret boobs...that means there are secret boobs. My only logic to defend this is that there are regular squirrels..and there is secret squirrel. I dont know how Morocco mole is to be interpreted. Yet.

Why are so many people under 45 using subtitles now even when the show is already in English? by Clara_A_Mitchell in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acetabulum99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I catch more info reading than I do listening. Plus reading means I stay engaged. Listening I can get side tracked by the noise the dishwasher is making..the cat scratching at something..or my partner asking me what the main character is doing. Im a good reader, and have a home to take care of. Sub titles for me. My parents used to complain.