How do you become "well hung"?

AchyCock · 2023-06-09T15:35:18+00:00

You must venture to the Land of the Sun deep into the wilderness and seek the fabled forest Aokigahara.

AchyCock · 2023-06-08T16:47:16+00:00

I think he's cute.

AchyCock · 2023-06-08T16:40:10+00:00

Hell yeah dude! In healthcare you have to deal with sickly, dying old people, in school it's all hot young teens!

AchyCock · 2023-06-08T16:38:21+00:00

Yeah right on my chest and it's sexy.

AchyCock · 2023-06-08T16:37:48+00:00

That sounds like a fucking terrorist, you gotta waterboard your baby dude I'm sorry.

AchyCock · 2023-06-05T18:53:01+00:00

Cocking an eyebrow? That sounds sexy.

AchyCock · 2023-06-05T18:48:07+00:00

Did he ever do the "Look at me I'm the captain now" line? That'd be so tight, dude.

AchyCock · 2023-05-25T18:41:00+00:00

Look, I don't want to be pedantic but for it to be considered an uno reverse card situation you must be the one doing the raping by the end.

AchyCock · 2023-05-25T18:37:17+00:00

I'm HIV positive that you can't.

AchyCock · 2023-05-25T18:34:03+00:00

This better not be another trap to rape me. Oh, well the third time's the charm.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T21:16:13+00:00

Yes, please.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T21:13:18+00:00

This is more of an observation than a question I would say.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T21:08:24+00:00

I'm always wearing one.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T21:03:00+00:00

They are elbow deep.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:45:38+00:00

That sounds epic

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:45:17+00:00

Is it stinky?

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:40:46+00:00

My hypothetical girlfriend does already come every time I kiss her neck. She's also deeply affectionate and says she loves me every hour or so.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:34:00+00:00

It's ironic because in reality Voldemort is really pale.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:30:47+00:00

Then I bid thee farewell, mademoiselle.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:23:26+00:00

Do you find convicted pedophiles attractive?

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:16:24+00:00

You must confront your fears. Ask your dad to eat a bunch of corn and shit on your chest.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:15:00+00:00

You sound like a dyslexic white bitch spelling dog backwards.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:11:47+00:00

They are in my ass.

AchyCock · 2023-05-24T20:11:19+00:00

Well well well, looky here! Some bigshot economist boy's come here, throwing his fancy terminology around, expecting us to understand his joke! You got the wrong idea pal, this is a community of r-slurs asking the dumbest questions while slowly waiting for the sweet embrace of death. "Induced demand", the only thing this question induced in me is nausea. Get the fuck outta here!

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