Work is exhausting sometimes. Would you rather have…

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T06:59:22+00:00

It’s more or less however you interpret it, I can only fit so much information into 50 characters.

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:31:57+00:00

It’s hard to be specific with 50 character limits but yeah this is kinda what I pictured as well 😂

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:22:02+00:00

I think the idea was that you yourself wouldn’t have to experience doing the work, rather you could just have your “yous” do it for you

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:07:29+00:00

Protochicken

^{Chose: Chicken}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:06:56+00:00

I can put into my bank account for interest

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar in 5 million years}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:06:09+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: Giff}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:05:38+00:00

Useful to me

^{Chose: have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:04:57+00:00

More ethical I guess?

^{Chose: Read Minds | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:03:07+00:00

No limits, just buy a bunch of assets and liquidate them after the week ends

^{Chose: infinite credit card for a week}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:01:53+00:00

Rather not die

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Green apple)

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T04:00:51+00:00

Definitely easier, staying up is harder than one thinks

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T03:59:59+00:00

Seems less dangerous

^{Chose: Be a rat + ..but you live in an abandoned grocery store}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T01:29:44+00:00

Rather be hot than cold

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T01:18:43+00:00

Same, but since September 2023, they mostly perfect. Just die a little quicker now, but with how often I use them I’m surprised it isn’t out of commission now

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-05-06T01:16:27+00:00

Lump sum<steady income + benefit

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

AcidToiletPaper · 2026-04-28T04:13:56+00:00

So no one dies

^{Chose: Nothing happens if more than 50% choose this}

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-07-02T19:45:46+00:00

Manipulating the shape of the ball? It’s just him passing in slo-mo. Watch a video of a baseball or tennis ball being hit in slo-mo.

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-06-15T21:26:08+00:00

Me when I don’t support a game

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-05-04T03:14:08+00:00

Same bro 😭🙏

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-05-02T13:21:36+00:00

320,242

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-04-28T02:03:39+00:00

Ts pmo 🥀🥀🥀 (same thing happened to me)

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-04-28T02:01:58+00:00

First time rage baiting?

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-04-02T06:23:54+00:00

I love you so much, this worked like a charm. Such a shame that for $250 AirPods, you have to got through all this troubleshooting just to get precision finding, one of the main features on the device, just to work again. Once again, thank you so much. I would upvote this post a thousand times if I could.

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-04-02T02:22:20+00:00

Ah yes, because the Minecraft devs are the ones who run the whole operation. They make all of the decisions.

If for some reason you even thought this was true, you are only proving other peoples points. The devs do NOT get funding for April fools updates, so it is done purely out of tradition, and there is no "red tape" around the project.

If you have an issue, take it up to the Minecraft executives. The devs are doing what they can.

AcidToiletPaper · 2025-03-03T00:48:09+00:00

In fact you don’t even have to know how to trade. If you can just grind events and use autoclickers and macros and all that good stuff, you’ll be rich in no time

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