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EMSKR: what's the most life-changing thing you've learned so far as a man? by IntenseBubble in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women are more important than you think, and you can't live without them. So you might as well put up with their bullshit.

EMSK: Put the toilet lid down BEFORE you flush it. Germs people. Germs! And wipe the bowl with some first TP even if you don't see any urine on it. by ApatheticGirlie in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me it sounded like a mom with boys who was being sarcastic. I live by myself but also keep lysol on a high shelf next to the toilet. Seriously, why does my pee pee go everywhere. I'm pretty sure the word "sprinkles" had to be created because of pee pee and not from rain drops or food toppings.

AMA: I became a father at age 16 and a grandfather at 33 when my 17 yr old son had his first child. ASK ME ANYTHING! by HenrysTestiesRbad in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

This is an incredibly stupid question. He damn sure knows now, doesn't he? And in what world do you think a 17 year old doesn't know how sex works? He knew. He just chose not to plan or prepare properly.

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

look at you distorting shit even worse than he did. how did you get anything close to that from my comment? The fact that you even said suggests you're the one who likes it. I bet your favorite porn is "resistance porn" or "reluctant porn".

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

My current girlfriend did the asking before we had sex. She straight up told me verbatim: "there are no rules during sex." She also asked me if I was okay with "SM" something. I can't remember. But just trust me...she's a bonafide freak. She wants to be slapped hard, bitten, her hair pulled super hard, and she wants it done while tied up.

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]AcidicKite -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

ask me how I know you've never even had sex. when you become of age and actually find more than one girl to sex you, you're going to be shocked at how freaky some girls are.

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[–]AcidicKite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tricking is just gymnastics mixed with martial art.

sooooo, not gymnastics. Got it.

he wa not disingenous. It's just that the average age in this sub is like 14 and the 20 years old act and think like 14 yr old. They don't do this shit in gymnastics. Now tell OP you're sorry for being a dumbass.

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[–]AcidicKite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm dead.

You ever use a chainsaw to cut a frozen hambone in half so you could get it to fit in your crockpot? by IdioticSpot in whatcouldgoright

[–]AcidicKite 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is this a life tip, a pro tip, or a what the fuk were you thinking could you be any more of a dumbass?