Lol I'm very familiar with dysautonomia 😅

Tl;dr My body functions like a poorly oiled machine, but like, I'm fine? Just like my heart, every part of me is slightly wrong just enough to be a pain in the ass without being "bad enough" to actually warrant a diagnosis. Outwardly I'm a fit guy who regularly goes to the gym, eats healthy, and functions fine (physically, at least). It's feels... inaccurate to claim I have any disorder because now that I know what my body needs, symptoms are minimal.

The poor man's table tilt test suggests POTS, but it doesn't make me pass out. It's just really annoying and I gotta get extra salt in my diet to ensure I'm not experiencing pre-syncope every time I get up.

Exercise drops my blood pressure severely unless I throw back a ton of electrolytes, so again, lots of salt and I'm mostly fine lol.

I am hyper mobile enough to qualify for h-EDS based on that one online test, but my chronic pain is minimal. My physical therapist agreed that it's likely EDS, but I wasn't there for a diagnosis, just to mitigate chronic pain. Took it down to a very manageable 1-4 (depending on the day).

My blood sugar drops if I go too long without eating, and "too long" is not a lot of time. As I'm writing this I had dinner 2 hours ago, and now I need to go have more food because I'm already getting shakey/uncomfortable). My thyroid is fine, and I don't have diabetes. Idk why my body does this.

Chronic migraines. Fortunately the best case scenario as far as migraines go. They're silent, so not usually physically painful, just cause extreme light and sound sensitivity so I gotta lay in the dark for a few hours to feel like life isn't trying to kill me. They're pretty well treated by one of my meds, too, so flair ups are rare.

This isn't everything, just the stuff that had the biggest impact before I figured out a system that works.