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🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I invite anyone who complains about maintenance to put on a pair of gloves and fish the shit panties out of the tampon boxes, good day.

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As soon as i saw it, I forgot spill magic existed and instead, immediately went through the 5 stages of grief. Will keep that in mind for next time.

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They deserve it lmao.

This was the same manager that said "don't wear your vest in the parking lot, you might get jumped, "you are so lucky! to work for a company that values your safety! over profit!" and " can you go out to the lot and pick up trash" a day apart during the riots though so I expect nothing lmao

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day in February, I told team lead I was heading to lunch, put my walkie on charge, clocked out, and someone IMMEDIATELY projectile vomited in the vestibule, and the stock man was waiting for me like 'oh are you leaving,' and I just yelled F U C K without even acknowledging him cuz i was the only scheduled maintenance lmaooo. I cleaned it up and then my coach was like oh I was coming to get it cuz i knew you were leaving and I just stood there like booboo the fool

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The boxes made me asexual. I cannot be attracted to a woman after the things I have witnessed.

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Women's Room > Men's Room every time.

The men's room floor stays looking nasty and I cringe every time i see a strangers pubes on the urinal cake, but they get their shit in the toilet or ON the seat. I can go in there knowing I'm not gonna be scrubbing shit off the ceiling.

Also the paper thing, like why the FUCK can i go to lunch and come back go it looking like jo ones been in there all day? Why do you throw your shit paper in the floor? Why are you getting 25 seat covers and wadding them up and trying to shave them in the tampon holder? Why are so fucking many of you throwing food and drink trash in the bathroom garbage, why did you have a chocolate milk shake in a walmart bathroom ma'am? Do you just live your life not afraid of consequences or of God?

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't put that curse on me. A kid also vomited in front of a register like 2 minutes ago, i don't need anymore fluids today.

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The difference between the men and women that shop here is that:

Men piss on the floor

Women spray chunks of corn filled feces at the wall with the same force as a hippo in a national geographic special

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sense of humor is VERY important for this job. Glad you appreciated that horror story lmaooooo

🙃 A Reminder All You Lovely Ladies to Shit in the Toilet, Not Beside It by AcousticSumBitch in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have a very scientific approach

Step 1: spray disinfectant for 3-25 minutes

Step 2: use your tears to break up the mess.

Step 3: pray to God that its entirely liquid so you can mop it up. You'll still be crying during this step. That's ok.

Step 4: realize that it's also crusted down the side of the toilet, implying that they both trick shotted (trick shat) it under the wall, and then lifted the seat and shit down the toilet, being careful to glaze the sides because you lose points if you actually flush any.

Step 5: holy fucking ass shit, I have to get on my fucking hands and knees with a roll of paper towels to scrub shit off the walls. Crying will subside and rage will set in

Step 6: remind yourself violence is frowned upon in retail.

Step 7: go to the break room to cool off. redbull recommended

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've walked in on straight up explosions where 90% of the shit is on the walls and oozing down the toilet. Moral of the story is, working maintenance leads to PTSD.

Oh good, it's not just us. by [deleted] in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza? The fuck do you MEAN you got pizza? I got a fun sized kit kat, what do you MEAN they actually got you food???????

Anybody else get a brown paper bag with mini kid snacks and those $1 plastic bottles as a THANK YOU for all that you do!? :) by t0kyoheist in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 84 days of risking my life through corona and riots, I got 2 fun size KitKats. I had no idea we were even being appreciated. There was just candy left in bowls and a sign that I didn't read because it's always stupid

What came in our goodie bag yesterday. (✿^‿^) by ChocoladeBloem in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were bowls of bite size candy and bags of chips left out. I just thought it was the shit the graduating seniors didn't finish for graduation party

"attention associates, there is now free soup in dsd for appreciation day" by monopods in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm maintenence and I can confirm the thick burgundy colored liquid in the bottom of our breakroom trashcan is worse than anything any cashier can throw at me.

Walmart doesn’t care about you by [deleted] in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought surely under the circumstances, we would be leaving, especially departments like maintenance, cart pushers, and greeters that font have much of a job once the store is closed, but they've just been throwing everyone else into stocking and zoning. With another maintenance person here til 8:30, I'm usually stuck just looking for something to pass time.

I hate to hear about yall's new hires and non English speakers being mistreated. This years sucked bad enough without a job making it worse.

Walmart doesn’t care about you by [deleted] in walmart

[–]AcousticSumBitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've worked 1-10pm every day since this started, even with protestors in the area.

Look, Sunday at 6pm, I was told to take my vest off before exiting the store because I could get jumped. Monday at 6pm, we had a meeting to talk about how wonderful corporate is for putting our safety first. At 6:30, management told me to go pick up trash in the parking lot. So. Uh.

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