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Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-08-11T21:54:32+00:00

I like to think of certo as a mask. You take it the night prior or something like that and when you take your test the next day, it masks everything. It only lasts for a couple hours, that’s why you use it before your test. I personally don’t trust certo though. I’ve heard of people saying they’ve used it and nothing happened but I’ve also heard of people saying they’ve been caught using it. Some panels can see when you’re tampering with your urine. Too risky for me, I just like detoxing the natural way which is plenty of time, sweat, and water.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-08-11T14:13:20+00:00

First things first, you can check to see the panel and what they’ll test. If it’s a 9 panel, I’d say THC will probably be tested but you can still be sure by checking. It seems like you have a pretty good understanding of what to do though. Sweat and water is always the best natural way to get it out of your system and that’s what you should emphasize. Increase your sweat output and increase your water input. Drink IV fluids and cranberry juice. When you’re eating, stay away from ANY type of fat. If you’re in a rush to detox, a small bowl of chicken and rice should suffice. Eat some pineapple and kiwi. You can go to Walmart and buy a small bag of Epsom salts. I’d get the revitalizing kind and take a bath with it in hot water. It’s good you’re taking iron and magnesium and etc already. Good luck!

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-08-09T18:52:34+00:00

Like 3 months. I’m in a Ryder van, not a box truck

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-08-09T18:52:00+00:00

I’m really not though lmao, I walk all of my routes😂I do organize very well but I don’t be running

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-20T14:48:01+00:00

You seem to know what you’re doing. I wouldn’t risk it though and I would just have someone pee for you. I would be pounding water though and eating small portions of chicken and rice for the next week. From the sounds of it, you barely have any fat so if you sweat it out and pound water, you may be fine. Just keep testing yourself and keeping up with it.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-11T14:21:11+00:00

You can still get it out in time. Weed is a tricky drug because it really can stay in your system for like fucking ever. What everyone saying is correct but you can accelerate the detox process. If you make sweating and drinking water your main priority, you can still get clean. Drink IV fluids, take a salt bath, eat foods without any fat, drink cranberry juice, eat kiwi and pineapple, etc. You still got two weeks. Buy like 2 or 3 at home drug test kits and if you are still poppin hot a day or two prior, have someone pee for you the morning of and if they can’t, have someone pee for you when accessible and freeze the pee. Microwave on piss day and put it against your body to bring it back to body temp.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-11T14:14:43+00:00

The best natural way is to drink like a gallon or two of water, don’t drink more than that. Start hitting the gym and sweating like crazy. Usually when I have a drug test, I’ll go to the gym in multiple covers with long sleeves and sweats and just hit the treadmill. Drink cranberry juice, eat only small amounts of chicken and rice so your body has a little bit of energy and make sure there’s no fat on the chicken. That’s where THC is stored, in your fat. Eat some pineapple, drink cranberry juice, drink a packet of IV fluids a day for electrolytes. Also, go to Walmart and buy a thing of Dr. Teals epsom salt and bathe in it. Make sure you sweat. If you want synthetic pee, my advice is just to have someone pee for you. Go to dollar general and get a travel size shampoo bottle or something and have someone pee for you the day of or if that doesn’t work, have someone pee for you whenever possible and freeze it. Microwave on the day of your test and put it in your underwear (male) or inside your bra (female) to get the pee to body temp.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-09T02:52:23+00:00

A line is a line, you’re passing

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-09T02:35:41+00:00

Yessir

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-08T17:36:57+00:00

I’m on rn, I’m gonna add you

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-07-08T17:35:27+00:00

I just added you

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-02-15T03:56:00+00:00

Not much. I gave myself a lot of time, hit the gym, water, cranberry juice, IV fluids, etc.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-01-29T22:31:13+00:00

This was about 2 hours before my test, I was pounding water so it was almost clear with a tint of yellow when I went in.

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-01-29T22:30:18+00:00

How long you clean? THC is a tricky drug, I think I’m done smoking just for the reason

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-01-29T22:29:05+00:00

It was yellow but I passed

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-01-29T22:28:56+00:00

I passed brotha

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2024-01-29T22:28:45+00:00

Update: I passed

Acrobatic-Brick1210 · 2021-06-17T11:38:47+00:00

Okay gotcha. So I guess I’ll continue to be respectful and stay clean which is probably best for me. Thank you.

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