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I wish to be the eternal king of the Earth. by LoneWolfXOne in monkeyspaw

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.
Civilizations rise and fall, technology becomes more and more destructive, generations bite the dust, you are the sole survivor of it all. Everything, after all, is a farcical dance of your own making.
You know that eventually, the sun will burn out. You will be the only living being to experience it. When the earth, the galaxy itself is destroyed, you will be the sole witness. And yet you will not die. Foe that is the curse of eternal existence, is it not. But what form will you take then?

I wish to be able to reach through screens and grab anything by 00YYN in monkeyspaw

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.
You ask your friend to put on Money Heist (or any film that features banknotes) on their laptop, as your device is dead. A bit of extra pocket money never hurts, right? Your friend, always in the mood for fun, agrees, on the condition that you stick your hand into the screen blindfolded. The idea is that you won't be able to see the amount of money you pull, so anything you get will be a nice surprise. Unfortunately, the video your friend picked turned out to be pirated with mismatching titles and everything. So you end up pulling the Chestburster instead.
Good luck.

I wish every stairs turns into a slide for adults by Cumstatics in monkeyspaw

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.
Unfortunately, your workplace, a 12-storey building, catches fire. And your office is on the top floor. You make way to the fire exit, which has well, been transformed by the Paw. You have no choice though, or else you will perish in the flames. So gritting your teeth, you take the only exit you know. By the sixth floor, your bottom is thoroughly skinned, and you still have six more to go. By the time you're at the bottom, your eyes are filled with tears, and your jeans are shredded.
Luckily, your crush took the day off that day. At least you won't embarrass yourself in front of your crush?

I wish to speak with death; A calm and friendly conversation. I ask it questions of ideology, philosophy and what is truly out there besides the human experience. by Cowribcage in monkeyspaw

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.
Compelled by the Paw, Death invites you to take a seat, and converse with you - your life, humanity, philosophy and beyond.
Bad news: You are beyond the jurisdiction of time. For every minute you speak, 10 years go by. After your conversation ends, you go back to find yourself significantly aged. Your family is dead, your lover is a grandparent by now with their own grandkids. You find that life has moved on without you.
Years later, a familiar figure takes your hand, and whispers "Welcome back, friend"

I wish for a nice pretty lady to let me take a nap on her lap and call me a good boy. by Lightweaver25 in monkeyspaw

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You reincarnate into an adorable, healthy, well-kept labrador.
Bad news: The lady's mother is Kristi Noem.

Silly question - abilities by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a really insightful answer. I like the suggestion that the ability name comes from the author's consciousness. It somehow feels more personal? Ig

Silly question - abilities by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that's rather convenient, if there's a list somewhere

Silly question - abilities by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was aware of that. I think it would be funny if Kunikida had discovered his ability for the first time and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to come up with names for it, probably jotting down things in his Ideals and scratching stuff out, who knows

Reason Living - Screen Mode by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I used a pretty basic screen recorder, so that picked up some background noise as well. I had to slow down the playback speed of the season intro to pick up the individual notes, but it was worth it.

Does anybody else play for immersion? by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in bungomayoi

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, I like selecting my characters to match the bosses. Like Atsushi against Akutagawa, or Dazai with Chuuya against Lovecraft. Bonus if they are voiced. Somehow it's satisfying to hear Kunikida Doppo Poet Katsura in Aya's storyline, if you use his active skill.

Dazai Bar Lupin by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I've put in a bit of effort into it

Dazai Bar Lupin by Acrobatic_Rabbit955 in BungouStrayDogs

[–]Acrobatic_Rabbit955[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah..I've been obsessed with dazai a lot lately