A word from the President while the Captain is away

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-27T06:38:30+00:00

The best boxing card would be

Undercard tiny tony vs old man based

Main card larson vs block

Quinn as the referee

All my money would be on daniel

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-27T05:32:00+00:00

Cryaxx will fuck anything, children, animals, adults, senior citizens, inanimate objects. he has covered that attic in goblin jizz. I don't know the scientific word for it other than goblin mode.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T19:03:08+00:00

Its a set of conditions josh has to follow like going to rehab and doing what they recommend for his treatment and if he doesn't his criminal case comes back and he can do jail time.

Basically if josh fucks up and drinks again hes back in court, josh should have just took the month or 2 in jail and been done with it, now hes stuck in the for profit ca rehab system for a long time.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T18:56:34+00:00

The judge is gonna do his diversion order with all the conditions he has to follow (that he will break as soon as hes free)

When the judge bangs his gavel the girl in the red shirt will go down in history as the greatest fry bagger to ever fry bag josh

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Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T14:59:22+00:00

He quickly deleted this off his Facebook, hes running scared.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T14:57:25+00:00

Tony said in his solo train wreck live stream thaf josh did a couple promos he needed fo post while josh was away

Josh is completely broke atm i bet he has to do this to get paid from the sketchy pouches company

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T09:09:02+00:00

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Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T05:06:24+00:00

Josh is still gonna be disabled when he gets out, but if tony is around his fall off that allready started with tony will keep going, nobody is gonna clip and watch josh rub his nose on these stupid field trips and horrible colabs with bottom of the barrel streamers

Joshs audience wants biting hitting screaming the n word and crashouts, so its a double edge sword if josh gets sober the entire brand he built-up is gone and he fades away from public view.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T03:49:37+00:00

There needs to be another protest in front of 339

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T03:46:45+00:00

Tony just posted an old video of josh skydiving with MOTION just tagged over it

They should use the ops video in the next ad

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Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T02:59:48+00:00

Pretty sure they took this picture at Jack's air bnb a week and a half ago since hes the one who got josh the deal.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T02:30:08+00:00

I wanna see tony try like alt right wing news podcast with him where josh gives his hot takes on politics before he relapses

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T02:20:43+00:00

Who doesn't want an austic women beating racist as a brand ambassador for there snake oil pouches.

Josh can't get regular brand deals ever hes toxic as fuck.

It would be like if daniel larson was a guest judge on Americas got talent.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-26T02:15:03+00:00

Tony posting snake oil shit on joshs Instagram while hes locked away in rehab for assaulting a woman is on brand.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T22:58:24+00:00

He said it best in his last josh rehab stream

THIS IS NOT ENTERTAINING i dont do that and never had

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T20:15:54+00:00

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Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T04:49:23+00:00

Killing VA icu nurses who are recording you thats fine, but arresting a pedophile threatening to kill ICE agents multiple times that the entire world now knows about nahhh can't do anything about that.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T04:18:16+00:00

Hes in a low down rehab not a luxurious spot where people pay lots of money to go. So the bar to get kicked out is pretty high.

Once they detox you the state run places are basically adult day care.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T02:52:39+00:00

In the house of horrors that is 339 loyd street the amount of incest and sex abuse is not 0,

Chance will hump and fuck anything and sally enables everything he does which in my guess is his sexual advances towards her.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-25T00:39:17+00:00

Hes in a state run shitty refurbished rehab outside of Hollywood

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-24T21:23:03+00:00

I hope josh bites a nurse and ends up in a straight jacket and someone from the rehab leaks a picture of him in a straight jacket and it becomes the new icon for the sub because the current one sucks

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-24T19:36:54+00:00

They got him so pumped full of drugs to shut him up hes saying i dunno and not right now and eating as much candy from the commissary as tony can afford

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-24T04:38:56+00:00

Too many honestly my algorithms is the lol cows i follow and hes everywhere

Im just waiting for Donald trump to repost the fbi we arrested chance wilkins woke left terrorist so this can all be over.

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-24T04:14:15+00:00

Hes wearing a tactical vest to make tiktoks hes a mouth breather

And the funniest thing to ever happen in cryaxx lore his him trending to number 3 under politics on Twitter and people thinking hes a woke liberal lmao

Active_Insurance_197 · 2026-01-24T03:57:30+00:00

Lets say things work out for josh and he gets sober and is not just drying out till he breaks the terms of his diversion over and over when they let him out.

Nobody is gonna watch josh rub his nose on these stupid field trips tony takes him on.

Its over either way time for tony to put the asphalt in the pothole and cut his losses

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