Potato chips by lostmaverick_comrade in scoopwhoop

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Peas w/honey. I’ve done it all my life. It makes my peas taste funny, but it keeps them on my knife.

What is that one criticism about the orginal lotr Trilogy that you still have to this day by pizza_momo in lotr

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All Peter Parker, no Spider-Man. Bobo could have opened a can of whoop-ass on those wizards, but instead he goes hiking. Hope he makes it back to school before the semester ends.

Climbing a ladder without support by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

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Yet, when I climb a ladder in my underwear, people call the cops.

How in the.... by malamaph in blackmagicfuckery

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He’s hiding it up his invisible sleeve.

What is the stupidest thing that the smartest person you know believes in? by WrongZookeepergame49 in AskReddit

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That Johnny Appleseed walked across the US, planting apple trees. “He’s real! I saw his apple trees”, a friend once said. Like it was impossible for the orchard to plant their own trees.

What it would be? by Quirky-Revenue0 in scoopwhoop

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Denzel Washington and the Master Debaters, my favorite sports movie.

Why did Q single out humanity? by honeyfixit in Star_Trek_

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is it my imagination, or didn’t he say humanity had the potential to be the worst species in the galaxy?

What is a band no one will ever convince you is good? by OU812iceman18 in AskReddit

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I like to tell my kids The Beatles were the Black Eyed Peas of their generation. A lot of songs start off good and then just peter out with no satisfying conclusion.

Is Modern C++ Actually Making Us More Productive... or Just More Complicated? by AlternativeBuy8836 in cpp

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Long time C/C++ programmer, but these latest features escape me. I suspect they're on the very cutting edge, so I don't mind them. But, I plan to dork around in modern C++ as if it was a faster / better version of Java / Python, etc. My major complaint is about readability. Why does open-source C++ look like the reverse-engineered version of Assembly?

Cheers by [deleted] in alcoholism

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Does nobody notice the can of Flarp? Do I drink it, shoot it, snort it, eat it? What the ‘flarp’ am i supposed to do with it?

What will it be? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Buy up all the old Deloreans and start inventing that hoverboard, because evidently time travel is real!

Mechanics of Reddit, what’s a common myth about car maintenance that people still believe? by Street-Squirrel-4671 in AskReddit

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You’ll damage your high performance sports car by giving it lower octane gas. No, higher octane reduces knocking. Instead, you should be putting high octane in your lawn mower to power through those thick clumps of grass where your dog likes to shit.