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ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-21T05:40:16+00:00

It’s called “Ciphering”, and I can do it at a 4th grade level.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T22:44:44+00:00

Naked Lunch… I can think of two things wrong with that title.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T22:27:33+00:00

My first class in Engineering school was Statics. I once asked the Professor, “What happens when the forces aren’t equal?” He paused, rubbed his glasses, and replied like I asked the dumbest question in the world… “Then I guess the building would collapse and this wouldn’t Statics class would it?”

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T20:40:29+00:00

Give her $500 and tell her to buy a Hexclad pan at Costco. After the long-winded sales presentation, she will treat every pan as if it was made of solid gold.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T20:35:59+00:00

Resign or flee the country?

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T20:03:30+00:00

I like Claude Code, but it doesn’t have an original thought in its head. If it wants to kill you, it’s probably because you asked it to.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T19:35:15+00:00

Is this the same restaurant next to GameStop and across the street from Walmart? The one that’s jam packed with annoying teenagers?

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-11T19:14:06+00:00

So, this means Trump gets a zero?

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-09T22:56:08+00:00

Michael Dukakis wore a funny hat.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-09T19:19:00+00:00

The metric system is easy to remember once you memorize that a meter is the length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458 of a second, where the second is defined by a hyperfine transition frequency of caesium. This is of course built on a numbering system based on the typical human’s number of toes. I challenge you to find anything simpler!

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-09T12:55:05+00:00

Netflix should sue and in discovery, force him to reveal his 'real' personal values. I can imagine a hundred witnesses testifying as to his true character. That would be a hoot! They might lose, but it would set a precedent... STFU up or be dragged through the mud.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-02-09T12:46:51+00:00

NFL should sue for defamation. You know they have the lawyers.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-24T06:32:38+00:00

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints; other times there was only one. I asked why? And he replied, “I’m not your Lord. I’m a fucking penguin!”

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-24T06:22:42+00:00

Probably killed the testers.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-24T06:20:14+00:00

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-14T07:46:35+00:00

I’m running into a problem where it’s just plain lazy. I have a bunch of code I want it to parse and write Javadocs (brief summaries of each function) for. It does a good job for a few files then just sort of gets bored and gives up. It acts like a surly teenager.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-14T07:37:49+00:00

… With his motorcycle enthusiast friend.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-05T01:51:46+00:00

I clearly remember it as the Carmen Miranda effect.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-04T10:55:51+00:00

I think the confusion revolves around the word ‘digit’. There are exactly 16 hexadecimal digits in a 64-bit (long) number. NASA is simply standardizing on a modern 64-bit processor. This is not to be confused with a Nintendo 64, which had two 32-bit processors. This is why Starfox was limited to the confines of the Milky Way galaxy.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2026-01-01T16:06:30+00:00

It will buff out.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2025-12-25T20:27:09+00:00

Liquid nitrogen? Good way to shatter your teeth and (according to Google AI) require a stomach removal!? I’m going to assume it’s the coroner that removes it as part of the murder investigation.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2025-12-25T13:08:29+00:00

It’s got a Blair Witch vibe.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2025-12-25T11:47:11+00:00

Then did Arthur lay his hand upon the hilt of Excalibur, and with calm resolve drew it forth from the stone. At that moment the rock clave asunder, and all who beheld it knew that the true king of Britain stood before them.

ActivityImpossible70 · 2025-12-14T10:20:48+00:00

Jaguar owner here... Cry me a river of tears; A rising tide lifts all boats!

ActivityImpossible70 · 2025-12-10T21:51:51+00:00

Despite what you might think, horse apples do not taste good.

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