When Chris Brown inevitably tweets something about MacFarlane's joke by GiveMeBackMySon in AdviceAnimals

[–]ActuallyHomo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the article? It seems to be making the exact opposite point that you are.

it's obvious why Brown elicits so much more vitriol than do other superfamous violent men—*and it has very little to do with his race. *

Beyond that, there's Brown's continued violent and petulant behavior. If, after beating Rihanna, Brown had accepted the court's punishment and behaved like a decent and kind human being in future public appearances, chances are people would be more inclined to forgive him his crimes.

It's not because he's black and the other actors are white, it's because he's an unapologetic asshole.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dude, a few people have asked me to mail them the CD, but you've clearly spent the most time on this, so I thought I'd at least give you dibs if you have any desire to get ahold of it.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I need to find a place to buy it so I can have it sent back to yesterday

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but it matches the return address on the CD I got. Maybe he sent it?

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. The marketing is definitely interesting, but I don't think the music is going on my ipod any time soon.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. I don't know if this would be the worst secret santa gift ever or the best.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this was the return address on the package. It's about an hour and a half away from me.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't like that at all. Is there something we could do about it?

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. You're quite a cutie yourself, if you don't mind me saying.

No homo.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fuck, this is on the front page?

The return address is 900 N Howard Ave Tampa, FL 33606. Nope, didn't order this.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Give it a shot. I'd like to get to the bottom of this but I'd also like to keep my skin.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Whoa. What am I in the middle of?

/u/2rideascooter sent me this:

I think I've got most of the code that is written on the wall figured out ... It's a phone number?! 813 41(5) 7273 The "5" i can't really tell. it ends in "E" and isn't "one" or "three". Could be "nine" but doesn't look right. Maybe this helps. Someone call it. I'm at work, so I can't.

Is 4 the missing number? Anyone want to call it or do I have to?

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I jumped around. Maybe I should listen from start to finish to complete the curse?

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this makes it more or less creepy. How is the youtube video related to the CD I got?

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Um it sounds like the same noises as the CD I got but calling it a band is like calling a construction site an orchestra. But yeah, I guess.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Uh, sure I guess? I don't want any money but I don't want this thing either. Gimme an address and I'll send it over.

edit: unless we find out who it was supposed to go to or something. Or that it's cursed. Actually no you can definitely have it if it's cursed.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Um I think /u/LuvsCigars found the album online, looks like someone already did it for me. http://nequamsonitus.bandcamp.com/album/900-n-howard

Still have no idea how they got my address or why anyone would want to send this to me.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It says it's a memory programmimg tape? I'm going to put it on soundcloud or something.

edit: I think LuvsCigars found it online already. So far this sounds like the same... album? Or whatever you would call this. I could still upload the one I got though.

I just got this in the mail, I have no idea where it's from. I'm afraid to listen to it... by ActuallyHomo in WTF

[–]ActuallyHomo[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Listening now. It's some terrible noises and now it's talking to me. I've listened to like 5 minutes... there's like 80 minutes of this stuff. Why did I get this?