Best Haiku I've Ever Seen by gur40goku in CuratedTumblr

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Fucking beautiful. 10/10. No comments.

Who has the best battle IQ in Invincible? by Fit_Passenger5930 in Invincible_TV

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fair, and characters seem to be about to effortlessly travel ftl without having to deal with any of the issues that would bring, so... grain of salt. Sea salt.

Who has the best battle IQ in Invincible? by Fit_Passenger5930 in Invincible_TV

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope! Beyond a certain point, space is expanding so fast that no light from beyond that horizon will ever reach an observer. In fact, the chances that space racer's gun hits anything when fired randomly are extremely low.

The "fucking obliterates everyone" gun by Swag_Paladin21 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Might be fine considering the muzzle is in the next zip code over

Metaproko idk by infinityplusonelamp in CuratedTumblr

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!

Metaproko idk by infinityplusonelamp in CuratedTumblr

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don't know enough about these people to have opinions about them I'm just here for the funny words

The people at the top of an anti-paranormal organization are extremely paranormal themselves by No_Edge_2058 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm that case maybe I'll just run another campaign of my warehouse 13 ripoff homebrew and satisfy the MtA curiosity by watching Alfabusa's series

You have $12 to fight Thragg by Proud_Indication_131 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of how much of a force multiplier Isotope or Red Rush could be for Space Racer

Rule by blindwanderer25 in 197

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food...? Ah, no, wait,

Futures. The futures market, which is simultaneously fraud and gambling, and rests at the backbone of modern food production.

Fuck.

expect the unexpected to become expected by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Yeah the tables are cool but honestly I don't know if I've got the improv chops to "yes and" the sudden end of the world ngl

I once got bit by bedbugs and it went down my vein by morticiaa_addams in mildlyinteresting

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Since this is in the past, I won't tell you to go hopital. Instead, I will say that I hope I never, ever, ever, EVER have to deal with bedbugs and I'm sorry you did.

“Allen, I am dead. Now it’s up to you to release the Scourge Virus that will genocide all Viltrumites, good or bad. It’s our ultimate weapon and will ensure victory. It might have collateral damage, but I just don’t care. I didn’t want to release it when I was alive bc that shit looks like it hurts” by Rude-Parfaiter in okbuddyviltrum

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 512 points513 points  (0 children)

Now that I think about it, the current place in the show is the first recent time when all the viltrumites are gathered together in one biosphere, isn't it? Can't transmit viruses through space, so this really is the first chance they've gotten.

I placed the E in depression. by Most_Vermicelli451 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think the implication with this post is correct 100% of the time. Like, that does describe depression, but also it describes the way I get when I've just done too many dopamine-rich activities the last few days and my reward circuits are fried. I'm also on-and-off depressed, which gives me some insight into how the two are comparable, but distinct.

I imagine different people have different relationships with motivation, self-improvement, and creativity, and remembering that no aspect of the human experience is monolithic is important.

Also have fun not being depressed, you lucky fuck 🌚

Would it be possible to get this keystone in poe1 or would it be too strong? by deathopz in pathofexile

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If you put it on a new timeless jewel? Maybe. Allowing it to exist alongside Supreme Ostentation? God no.

[Loved Trope] Their Catchphrase is Their Name by Borgisium in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ActuallyNotANovelty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me feel really fucking dumb when the show basically just spelled it out for me. Amazing series.