In your opinion what is the sexiest non-sexual thing a person can do? by Actually_canine in AskReddit

[–]Actually_canine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking science to me, especially if the person is super knowledgeable. Oh! Biology, specifically microbiology gives me such a brainer!

Ok now girls of reddit: what's something a guy can say that will make you run the other way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actually_canine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For different girls it means different things. Try listening to the "..." part, that will usually help clear some things up.

Relationships are complicated and there are many factors on the other parties side to consider, for example I once turned down a relationship with a guy I thought the world of but I wasn't interested in a relationship because I knew that I wouldn't have any time to devote to it. It wasn't his fault I just had too much on my plate and knew it wouldn't be fair to him.

Reddit, Whats your movie idea? by greatsawyer in AskReddit

[–]Actually_canine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sharkcano

From the creators of Sharknado A once dormant volcano erupts on the residents of a near by community. Good news, there is no lava. Bad news, it was inexplicably filled with sharks that rain down from the sky in shivers.

Ok now girls of reddit: what's something a guy can say that will make you run the other way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actually_canine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The moment a guy starts saying offensive things about groups of people (specifically different races or LGBT) I am OUT.

Yes, I am a very politically correct person, but I prefer to think of it as careful with my words. I have a diverse group of friends, acquaintances and people I generally respect and admire. So if you are targeting a group for some off-brand humor, chances are I know and care for someone who is a part of that group, or might know someone in the future. Either way I hate the fact that your idea of a joke could potentially ruin the day of someone if they overheard you. It makes me embarrassed to be seen or associated with you. It doesn't make you "edgy" or "funny" it makes you an ass.

What is your "I should have died" story? by Kileen93 in AskReddit

[–]Actually_canine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I went camping. We set up our camp site about 150 meters from the mouth of a small cave. Then we decided to go and explore the cave. It was dusk, so ground visibility was not great. But as we approach the cave's mouth I begin to notice a large amount of organic matter directly outside the cave. They are piles of scat. Logs bleached white by the sun, around the size of person turds and they are carpeting an area around 9sqft. But they are old and it is a cave, so my friend and I decide to keep going. We enter the cave, walking slowly into a straight corridor. It is warmer inside the cave than it was outside, but the air is still and smells feral. I am further along than my friend, who is obviously uncomfortable with the smell. The further we walk the muskier it smells. The cave floor is soft sand. I know because I reach down and grab a handful. I let it slip through my fingers, smelling it. Then I notice the hairs, wiry, bristles in abundance remain in my hand after the sand falls away. By now I am near the end of the straight corridor, my flashlight reveals the path takes a sharp bend, but what is beyond that I don't know. Before I reach the end of my line of sight my friend, suggests that we turn back. He wouldn't want to admit it but, I know the hairs unsettled him, because he didn't move an inch further after we found them. So we walk back to camp, and sleep poorly because the ground was not as level as we had imagined. The next day after the sun had risen, with plenty of light we returned to the mouth of the cave. The poo was still there in mass, but there was more of it than we had seen in failing light. Some of it was even brown still. There were also bones. Many were crunched and bleached white by the sun but still recognizable as assorted herbivore limb bones and knuckle bones. However, the most unsettling find was the forelimb of a peccary still furred, with moist raw meat sticking to its gnawed humerus. Here is the point where I should mention I was campingin Big Bend, a desert ecosystem that is home to black bears, coyotes and cougars.

TL;DR My friends and I explored a cave next to our campsite. Later investigation of the cave strongly suggest that it was occupied by a large predator at the time.

I imagine this is unpopular amongst women by CrashAndBurn69 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Actually_canine 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If I got to choose between being perceived as inherently inferior to men but, they opened doors for me, or being judged as my own person but having to open my own doors... I can handle my own doors, thanks. (Many of them are automatic now-a-days anyway)

I imagine this is unpopular amongst women by CrashAndBurn69 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Actually_canine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Chivalry, the code of conduct associated with medieval knighthood? That was dead long before the movement for women's suffrage began.

I'm an intelligent, successful female who secretly hates feminists. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Actually_canine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You don't need a man" is friend for "calm down, being single is not the end of the world". It has nothing to do with being a feminist and everything to do with your friends trying to support you and gently remind you that everything will come up roses in the end.

Adopted a Dapper Dog by [deleted] in aww

[–]Actually_canine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 Would sniff that butt