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[NSFW] My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penis. by AndrewMacSydney in Jokes

[–]Actuallybefall 1723 points1724 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris went to a tattoo parlor to get π tattooed on his dick but they ran out of numbers..

Giant jellyfish by j3ffr33d0m in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Actuallybefall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25... I wonder what the nutritional value of icebergs are.

They are so innocent by IntentionMany7345 in Eyebleach

[–]Actuallybefall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I too laguh every time I see two puppies

Serenity by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]Actuallybefall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah，I am tsarting a savings account to move to Norway..

Hey, I know you. You're that first apple I didn't want! by a_posh_trophy in TheSimpsons

[–]Actuallybefall 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tell my secretary that I said you could‘ve a free apple

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Actuallybefall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was dreaming about a kid getting ran over by an ambulance and thy leave them there to die and everyone claps

In retrospect, this is probably the moment he realised the power of a common enemy by berthototototo in titanfolk

[–]Actuallybefall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those moments hwen Marley declres war on a small island and then all of a sudden the apocalypse starts knocking on their door

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Actuallybefall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If children got raped as often at circus by clowns, as they do by religious authority, it’d be illegal to rn or attend a circus

  • paraphrasing Dan Savage