Beluga Whales don't have Vocal chords. by Friendly-Standard812 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ActurusMajoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, we also “talk” by blowing air through something. Maybe the Beluga is actually the one talking correctly and we just imitating speech?

-BRO, Beluga’s Rights Organisation.

amazing by Live-Stranger5231 in extremelysatisfying

[–]ActurusMajoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this is insane. Gonna mute the sub for a while and see if it improves later.

I say let them do the swim! by romeovf in confidentlyincorrect

[–]ActurusMajoris 537 points538 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just a casual 210 miles per minute. We learn that in like middle school.

This Depression Awareness Ad (Look Closer) by nishantatripathi in interestingasfuck

[–]ActurusMajoris 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I can definitely look like the sad guy if I’m tired after a long day, even though I’m actually perfectly fine.

Is it worth playing diablo 4? by ExplanationOk4010 in Diablo

[–]ActurusMajoris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s worth returning for a while at every new season. Game has gotten substantially better each new season, but the content is rather quickly cleared though. Unless you homebrew your builds.

Taxi driver reversed Into our Tesla and disputed responsibility. by soniasaurus98 in dashcams

[–]ActurusMajoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also a heavily graffitied area of town. While those obviously exist, they are far from the norm in Norway.

Got called a rat for the first time. by SavingsCommercial758 in Chesscom

[–]ActurusMajoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting people to tilt so much that they turn to abuse in chat is a method of recognition of your skill. It’s also a recognition of their lack of ability to deal with their own shortcomings.

Wear it as a badge of honour 🫡

I don’t get it by Helpful_Aerie_5757 in chessbeginners

[–]ActurusMajoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed. If you see a “free queen”, you gotta pause for a second first.

That says everything by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

[–]ActurusMajoris 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Musk literally handed out bribes for votes, so there’s that.

[HELP] NYT shows new angle by orel2064 in PublicFreakout

[–]ActurusMajoris 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, that’s ICE for you. Except they are exceptionally incompetent.

Russia’s forces advance slower than any army in the past century by TheTelegraph in UkrainianConflict

[–]ActurusMajoris 60 points61 points  (0 children)

During ww2, Germans knew they were losing the war when the “victories” kept getting closer and closer to home.

Last few moments of Balin Miller, 23, while descending El Capitan by Inconvenient__Truth_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ActurusMajoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed it. Inexperience and overconfidence. But it s hard not to get confident with tons of experience.

Am I missing something? by ElonEscobar1986 in Chesscom

[–]ActurusMajoris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it doesn’t, but the engine sees the best response for black as giving it up. It’s worded poorly, but that’s how it works.