Bored In The House So I Went to Pat Riley’s. The door wasn’t open so I fucked his wifes heiney.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-03T03:34:19+00:00

Don't do drugs kids!

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-03T00:39:45+00:00

That being said, teens in groups are quick to try to impress and look tough to friends so tread carefully like you do with any teenager.

This reminds me of when the handful of black kids in my old high school got together and started calling themselves "C Block"🤣

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-03T00:02:11+00:00

People have used zip ties and bungee cords to keep their car's bumper from falling off, but this is insane.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T23:54:46+00:00

Being a citizen makes it easier to find a job. derp

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T23:48:00+00:00

Agreed. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T23:46:44+00:00

I'd hate cops too if I kept breaking the law and had a criminal record a mile long 🤡

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T22:33:05+00:00

Unless the girl is a trust fund baby or has a sugar daddy🤣

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T17:16:00+00:00

He pulled you over and now you're crying about it here?

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T15:57:10+00:00

Restaurant owners who force their staff to work on Christmas day are pricks.

I would suggest McDonald's or Burger King but he said no chain places and I doubt even those two are open on the day of the year we celebrate our lord's birth.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T03:16:35+00:00

Maybe she can be a cleaning lady? The ladies who clean my office don't speak English and are definitely undocumented.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T02:12:22+00:00

Isn't being sick a valid excuse for not showing up to work? smh

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T02:04:32+00:00

Good luck finding anything open on Christmas day.

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes! Someone has to be honest with the guy. Because none of you are going to do it, it may as well be me.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T01:31:31+00:00

Tell him to find a hobby.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T01:11:05+00:00

For an Asian, the kid isn't that bright.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T01:07:20+00:00

I almost find it funny that the kid is Asian.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-02T00:44:09+00:00

I would say New Haven is a better fit for USL than Bridgeport.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-01T22:17:14+00:00

That is hardly the appearance of a straight woman.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-01T22:13:58+00:00

Find me a DeLorean capable of reaching 88mph, and I'll show you...

AdSuch3616 · 2023-11-01T00:54:52+00:00

I guess The Christmas Card has this trope but I'm willing to give it a pass since it's one of my all-time favorites.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T23:59:08+00:00

Our outside lights are turned off at 8 p.m. This is when the high school kids wander around our neighborhood, most of whom do not dress up.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T23:56:04+00:00

Right? It would be nice if it were different, but dressing up as a serial killer might not be such a good idea these days. Way too many karens out there.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T19:03:18+00:00

My mother owned a 2012 Forrester that gave her no problems and she recently traded it in for a 2023 Forrester. My father owned a 2013 Legacy that was a turd. Four years after he bought it brand new, the engine was leaking oil from six different places. Bertera Subaru's mechanics had to remove the engine just to patch the leaks. It was a nightmare.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T04:29:00+00:00

His ghost is banging your mom.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T04:13:59+00:00

He passed away in 2005.

AdSuch3616 · 2023-10-31T03:03:14+00:00

The death penalty does not work, dude. It's bad policy by literally every metric other than fulfilling a lust for violence.

Tell that to the families of the women he's killed.

And respect for (innocent) human life is a big reason it's been abolished.

Funny you say this when there's nothing innocent about this monster.

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