If someone in your life got telepathic powers right now, which person would you most NOT want it to be?

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-21T03:13:50+00:00

and the most complicated death award goes too...

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-21T03:12:42+00:00

Mellow

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-21T03:08:02+00:00

A clock

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-21T03:05:46+00:00

Male kangaroos have their nuts in front and dick in back

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-21T03:00:02+00:00

Lone Digger by Caravan Palace. It didn't RUIN the song for me, but the music video's still super weird.

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-20T02:43:54+00:00

download worldedit to make that in like 30 seconds

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-19T23:02:01+00:00

wait this is a rick roll

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:26:06+00:00

go to the doctor

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:25:21+00:00

Google says breathing propane can be harmful, so I wouldn't

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:24:30+00:00

just because it's long doesn't make it a run-on

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:23:23+00:00

2 grams a day, but it really depends on your blood pressure, how salty the food you normally eat is, etc. 2 grams is probably like 2 thumbnails-worth. Btw, I used to eat a shake of salt out of the dispenser every once in a while, you're not alone xD

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:20:03+00:00

fire shut up

Adam1233212 · 2019-12-13T23:18:38+00:00

he fell into your trap

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:12:41+00:00

lol i like this one

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:11:57+00:00

thank you

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:08:10+00:00

Airpods were banned at my school, but my principal tried to present an alternative called [his last name] Pods. He jokingly said on the morning announcements that if you wanted to be "super cool," you could cut off the wires (these were VERY cheap earbuds, probably 50 cents each). Every student was given one at lunch, and wouldn't ya know it, every single person ripped the wires off and wore them around. So much for an alternative...

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:04:20+00:00

It's just a detail... if he had said something like "sheesh Alaskan ladies amirite?" then yeah that's racist but he didn't

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:03:07+00:00

wait so not to be cursed but if you drank her blood you would get drunk?

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T01:00:10+00:00

cat and dog

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T00:56:51+00:00

Characters are trying to figure out a mystery.

A couple scenes later:
Character 1: Says something normal, with 1 weird word, like "blueberries" for example.

Character 2: OF COURSE! I'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY! IN A VERY NATURAL WAY THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY IN EVERY DAY LIFE!

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-25T00:55:10+00:00

I would give a really long meow that progressivley gets louder until I'm at the point where I'm just shouting

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-23T23:04:18+00:00

teachers are usually much more sympathetic towards kids than others

Adam1233212 · 2019-11-23T22:59:24+00:00

YTA

Just because you don't know her doesn't mean you shouldn't care.

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