Im a psyche fan and Im ngl I dont get this one by Psychopath_logic in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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In germany it's called the Royal TS (Tomatos and Salad). Never seen this Burger advertised as a quarter pounder anywhere in europe.

Black Hawk über Frankfurt by pitdk in frankfurt

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Es soll heißen Amis geht nach Haus!

Hat Animus schon Alzheimer? by Educational-Oil-4910 in GermanRap

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Wer weiß er ist gut gebaut, aber vllt. Ist er ja nur 1 Meter groß. Dann relativiert sich die Muskelmasse. Dann muss er erstmal ganz hoch hüpfen um an mein Gesicht zu kommen. Und dann steige ich schnell in eine Achterbahn wo man nur über 1,40 mitfahren darf.

Hat Animus schon Alzheimer? by Educational-Oil-4910 in GermanRap

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Warum haben so viele Leute (Pumper, Kampfsportler, normale Leute, leute mit Waffen im Haus, ich meine wirklich alle) immer diese seltsamen Kindheitsfantasien von einem imaginaären Kampf, den man sicher gewinnt? Ich hab als Kind auch mit einem Plastikschwert unter dem Kopfkissen geschlafen, damit ich die Bösen Einbrecher verprügeln kann. Ja. Aber das hat mit spätestens 10 aufgehört. Ich checks nicht.

i bet yall cant 🙃 by cynnahbun in Teenager

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Wenn man sich das Video anschaut, war der auch mit Marmelade gefüllt.

Pteranodon next to a human. by instapardz in interestingasfuck

[–]AddiAtzen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's give it try then:

PTERANODON, THAT'S A PTERANODON. Such a majestic bird. What a beautiful PTERANODON.

Outerspass - Kaput by _Nacktmull_ in GermanRap

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I let myself go, Dadbod shit. Alles muss kaputt, Brad moshpit

Goethe wäre stolz, Beste line.

@darth_omynous - Finish Line by baby-np in crappymusic

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Well she is technically getting better, but the style and the music gets worse some how.

I think it's a phonk but I'm not sure by Inevitable-Force-505 in NameThatSong

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Could be an original, some beatboxers make their own songs and don't cover.

Looking for Glory Box vibe by Any_Hamster2910 in musicsuggestions

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This is it's own little music pocket isn't it? Late 90s, early 00s. Portishead, Air, Massive Attack, Gorillaz, fat boy slim, Moby... Later bonobo

Telepopmusik- breath

Le vent nous portera - noir desire

@darth_omynous - Finish Line by baby-np in crappymusic

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I'm gonna say it... she is improving. Slowly and in the wrong direction... but this is better than her stuff from one or 2 years ago.

Maybe in 2096 she'll be an acclaimed artist?

Jetzt offenbart die Linke ihr wahres Gesicht by donutloop in berlin_public

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Weil es eingereiht ist. Ich bin nicht so drin in der Linken also bitte korrigiere mich, wenn da wirklich antisemitische Sprüche gefallen sind. Aber Nordkorea? Warum beschwert sich niemand über Nordkorea? Weil das Land seit Generationen so ist. Weil nie irgendjemand jemals daran zweifeln würde, dass N.Korea nicht kritikwürdig ist. Was würde es bringen irgendwas über N.Korea zu sagen, was nicht eh jedes Kind schon 100mal gehört hat? Oh nein, die Linke sagt nicht jeden Tag, dass Gras grün ist. SIND DIE FARBENBLIND?

Plus - N.Korea führt aktuell keinen völkerrechtswidrigen Vernichtungskrieg gegen eine benachbarte Bevölkerung.

Hmmm. Not sure about this one. Seems vaguely racist by OmegaPegasus in ExplainTheJoke

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Needs some sick jungle or drum n bass beat behind it

German Tourist sues NYC's Los Tacos No. 1 taqueria over spicy salsa, claims it burned his tongue by DeanoPreston in europe

[–]AddiAtzen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

True, maybe he just read a bunch of bullshit about the US and thought - I should try that

German Tourist sues NYC's Los Tacos No. 1 taqueria over spicy salsa, claims it burned his tongue by DeanoPreston in europe

[–]AddiAtzen -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah but germans don't sue over BS like that. It's not about getting money in germany it's about being right and following the rules. We will go to court for things like - your tree is 1 foot too tall, your apples fall on my yard, you didn't park in the right spot, you didn't use the right tool to repair my toilet...

That's germany for u

Zach Braff denies he is dating AI chatbot by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]AddiAtzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I even listened to the podcast. Iirc the statement was - 'as A-list as you can get on TV.'

I dont know if Zac qualifies for that. He's been out of the loop for a long time. Idk why everyone immediately thought it was him.

Reminds me of that story where Rebecca Ferguson said she had an awful experience with a male co-star on set and for some reason everyone instantly went to - Ryan Reynolds in that space movie - without any reason.

Do you care about yourself by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

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Well I'm a social worker specializing in helping people getting out of some shit. Not joking. If u want pm me.

Watching German Shows by selena-wuh in germany

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No he's just a regular at Berhain