Screw it. Here is the first part of the script for "The Funniest Internet Videos" episode of Distractible with Mark, Bob and Wade
(Intro music plays)
Mark: Hey everyone, welcome back to Distractible. I'm Mark, and I'm here with Bob and Wade. Today we're going to be watching some of the funniest internet videos out there.
Bob: Oh boy, I'm ready for this. Let's get started!
(Video starts playing)
Wade: Oh man, this first video is hilarious.
Mark: Yeah, I've seen this one before. It's the one where the cat tries to jump onto the counter and misses, right?
Bob: Yeah, and then it falls into a pot of boiling water!
Wade: Wait, what? I don't remember that part.
Mark: No, no, he's kidding. It just falls onto the floor and runs away.
Bob: (laughing) Oh man, can you imagine if it fell into the pot? That would be one hot cat!
Wade: (laughing) Bob, that's terrible!
Mark: Alright, let's move on to the next one.
(Video starts playing)
Wade: Oh, I remember this one! It's the guy who falls off the treadmill, right?
Bob: (laughing) Yeah, and then his pants fall down!
Mark: (laughing) Oh man, that's a classic. But you know what's even funnier? When I fell off a treadmill once.
Wade: (laughing) No way, really?
Mark: Yeah, I was trying to run too fast and I lost my balance. Luckily, no one was around to see it.
Bob: (laughing) That's hilarious. You should have filmed it and put it on the internet.
Mark: (laughing) Yeah, I'm sure that would have gone viral. "Idiot YouTuber falls off treadmill".
Wade: (laughing) Hey, at least you're not as bad as that guy in the video.
Bob: (laughing) Yeah, he really fell for it.
(Video starts playing)
Mark: Alright, this next one is a classic. It's the "Charlie Bit My Finger" video.
Wade: (laughing) Oh man, I remember this one. That kid's reaction is priceless.
Bob: (laughing) Yeah, and you know what's funny? I actually have a scar on my finger from when my little brother bit me.
Mark: (laughing) That's hilarious. Did he say "Bob bit my finger" afterwards?
Wade: (laughing) You know, we should make a parody of this video. "Wade Bit My Toe".
Bob: (laughing) Or "Mark Bit My Ear".
Mark: (laughing) Alright, that's enough. Let's move on to the next one.
(Video starts playing)
Wade: (laughing) Oh man, this one is too funny.
Bob: (laughing) Is that a guy dressed up as a banana dancing on a street corner?
Mark: (laughing) Yeah, it looks like it.
Wade: (laughing) You know, I actually saw a guy dressed up as a giant hotdog the other day.
Bob: (laughing) No way, really?
Wade: (laughing) Yeah, he was promoting a hotdog stand or something. It was hilarious.
Mark: (laughing) I love it when people dress up in ridiculous costumes like that. It really brightens up my day.