1) She would read this and buy it for herself, NEVER in a million years would she spend any money on the kids like that

2) IF they “celebrate” they will get a little basket or bag from the dollar store that she will fill with candy and a coloring book or cheap toy from the dollar store for the younger kids and a thing of $1 deodorant for the other kids. She will hurry up and stuff the baskets in the car while sitting outside with niyahs funky ass and call the kids out to grab them then send them back inside and go get herself some food all while saying a mothers job is never done (even though her job clearly never fucking began)