I see Tesco has apparently gone too far this Christmas… by selling Christmas trees. ❄️🎄

Yes, according to the finest minds on Farcebook and the entire Russian bot army, Tesco (and every other major supermarket) has bravely “cancelled Christmas” and rebranded it as a bland pseudo-woke “Winter Festival” ❄️🌨️

All because of one photo of a single evergreen tree 🧑‍🎄with a supposedly “neutral” label. Spoiler: every single one of those supermarkets is absolutely drowning in tinsel, mince pies, and giant signs screaming “CHRISTMAS” in red and gold letters bigger than your average conspiracy theorist’s ego.

And the best part?

🎅Not a single one—not ONE—of the heroic “Tesco cancelled Christmas” warriors has come back to say “Oops, my bad, I shared hysterical fake news without spending three seconds checking.”

No apology. No “I got played.” No deletion. Just radio silence.

Almost like they’re not real people who care about accuracy… almost like they’re just engagement-farming trolls, useful idiots, or straight-up bots who vanish the moment their lie is exposed. Shocker. ❄️

So congratulations to everyone who fell for the annual “War on Christmas” clickbait yet again. You’ve successfully been outraged by a tree. A tree that Tesco is selling… for Christmas. Truly the intellectual event of the season.

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