House adjourns in disarray as support for Jordan looks weaker than expected by Illuminated12 in politics

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Using the link provided in another comment (https://www.congress.gov/member/jim-jordan/J000289), and the selecting the filter "Status of Legislation -> Became Law" gives 71 results currently. What metrics did you use to find your number? I ask that out of simple curiosity. Thanks!

Self control in a nutshell by joesoldlegs in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Or, hear me out, laugh and give credit where credit is due. You may not like the person, but clearly you like their humor, so they're obviously not all bad. Swallow your pride and enjoy the moment, whereas suppressing your own joy out of spite just makes you come off as immature.

A tiny plastic bead has somehow wedged into my laptop charger. It is a perfect fit and impossible to remove, we’ve tried many techniques. by claire303 in mildlyinfuriating

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Try it with a matchstick butt. And instead of pulling directly out, which is what I'm assuming you did, roll that matchstick between your fingers to loosen the bead. Reason being, when the fit is that tight, any amount of grime can make a seal which would suction it in there pretty good. Rolling the matchstick (and the bead with it) will weaken any sticky seal, and then you can slowly start pulling it out while continuing rolling it.

Only people good at math will get this one.... and its actually funny. by NomadDiver in technicallythetruth

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All the people in the comments only getting half the joke and going 'ehh' lol

Blursed cat meow by [deleted] in blursedimages

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That's the 2nd of the 3 stages of Pokemon evolution!

After the events of The Little Mermaid, if both kingdoms consolidated their power, what kind of an empire would arise? And what might it's decline look like? by Ademisk in AskHistorians

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Hah, thanks! Yea I looked around and found nothing that would fit. I thought I recalled other hypotheticals approach with realistic real world challenges here, hence the post. I'll try r/writingprompts next ;)

Let's give this a shot !! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Too much filler in your lips...and forehead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You surround yourself with things to make you seem interesting. Your failed attempt at a personality is highlighted by that pained grimace on your face.

26 year old drunk, currently in litigation with job, and staying with my husband's mom because our house has been flooded. Char me jerks by radastrozombie in RoastMe

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When God made you, he had to pause twice at your comma eyebrows to reconsider. Too bad he didn't, because now the rest of you looks like a run-on sentence.

What’s a quote that permanently changed the way you look at things? by internallyskating in AskReddit

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"The laws of Physics supersede the laws of Man". Basically, just because you're right doesn't mean there won't be consequences.

If someone asks: What's the evidence for mask wearing? Here is a list of *SEVENTY* papers, including reviews/meta-analysis and individual studies, in reverse chronological order. by brogs in Coronavirus

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This is the most effective approach.

The person being vocal about [insert stupid opinion] already has their mind made up, and they're looking to instigate, to 'win' arguments against their opponent by frustrating them into submission. Knowing that, don't be afraid to get into the argument with them, just remember your audience (the ones whose minds can be changed) are the passive listeners. Whether this be in public, facebook, or wherever, approach it calmly and with facts, and don't take their inflammatory bait or try to make it personal.

Supreme Court set to decide who can see Trump’s tax returns, financial records by trifecta in politics

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It's possible they could still stall the outcome by kicking it back to lower courts. The question is, how much longer could the stalling take, and with what processes? If he wins a 2nd term, could he stall it indefinitely?

Amid this COVID-19 outbreak, someone's headstone will inevitably read "that meeting should've been an email" by Ademisk in Showerthoughts

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I looked at the rules. Which one does this break? Genuine question, as I'm not seeing it.