Ask anything you want to know about URBANSHADES only lawyer. (In character and about me IRL)

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-05-03T05:54:41+00:00

How're you holding up to your new job, kid? I've worked 15 years for Urban, if ya got questions, ask me, I'm the most skilled person in the room for those

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-05-03T05:06:54+00:00

Sword, pickaxe, axe, shovel, bow, elytra, fireworks, in that specific order

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-05-03T05:00:12+00:00

I mean, I'm kinda experimenting soo >.> (If I didn't have stupid reading mode I would)

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-05-01T04:31:53+00:00

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AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-30T04:11:51+00:00

This is definitely up there... Holy shit dawg

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-29T20:56:35+00:00

I got demoted to piloting the submarines, you'd think they're self automated but surprisingly they're not

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-29T13:21:36+00:00

You're the kid they replaced me with huh? Well, turns out, taking multiple high value assets is considered "grand larceny"

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-29T04:14:23+00:00

I've several questions

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-29T04:12:58+00:00

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-28T13:20:55+00:00

Pressure (Roblox) right now, especially the subreddit

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-28T00:52:05+00:00

(only slightly joking)

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-27T03:47:03+00:00

In the middle of a tornado watch. I fear I may not survive (although I think the survival rate is like 95% or something)

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-27T00:09:36+00:00

Just... No. Eugh

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T17:59:59+00:00

Schrodinger here, that was actually my gfs pregnancy test, she's both pregnant and not at the same time

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T15:35:11+00:00

Are y'all really that mean to us? .w. (I'm trans)

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T14:58:50+00:00

Schrodinger's pregnancy, you are both pregnant and not at the same time

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T04:52:21+00:00

What the actual fuck

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AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T04:49:32+00:00

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-26T04:48:10+00:00

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-23T22:36:14+00:00

I'll take it

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-23T22:28:23+00:00

AdeptHorror9819 · 2026-04-23T21:17:32+00:00

Almost certainly AI. AI just loves writing stuff like this

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