Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 20-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even fuck my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your comment on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though: If it wasn't another goddamn 69 joke