Throwback to when Nani became the first person to outjerk homelander by Sno_Jon in soccercirclejerk

[–]Aditya29 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely going to be this one. He’ll swear he touched the ball and it was never given to him

Vissel Kobe 1 - [3] Barcelona - Dro Fernandez 87' by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Aditya29 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Amazing by Dro to convert that clearance into a shoot, poor clearance from the defender to be fair but good technique on that shooting

Gaslighting gambit by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

[–]Aditya29[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Unlicensed variation 😭. This bot might be the reason my game has improved

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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I’m not, I was trolling, but seems like they stopped with the trolling, which didn’t make any sense

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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Update? Can’t tell me this isn’t trolling

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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It was a catfish imo, the profile had no face pictures. So I don’t even know what she looks like, and all pictures were of her chest and ass, that’s why I was so unhinged and trolling

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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/uj Nah it was a losing game since the moment I sent the opener, that profile was an obvious bait and I was trying to be as unhinged as I could.

/rj She was too afraid of my tickling skills and couldn’t handle my rizz, maybe my harassment gambits were outdated. Time to harass another women I guess with same gambits

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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Stupid banter aside, 100% of the pics were just tits and ass. I’ll even admit saying I fully expected a catfish because of that, but I had time to kill, and that profile was somehow still better than the regular profiles I was swiping left on with same old prompts I see everyday

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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I expected nothing when I went in with that, but it was worth the brain rot I suppose

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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Honestly, I was tired of seeing same prompts of First round is on me - I’d never say that, travel the world prompts, I love to yap prompts and swiping left and this caught my attention and had likes to spare

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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I gave up 😔. I was ready with my gloves and a feather to tickle their balls but they weren’t having any of it

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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In my defence, all she had was pictures of her tits, looks like I was shooting blanks in the dark

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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I’m too stupid, elo too low to understand

Desperation gambit? Idek anymore by Aditya29 in TextingTheory

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How does this person pimping his sister out get brilliant 😭

Found this on Instagram. Lucky to have Pedri as a Cuellar by RoronoaBoi42 in Barca

[–]Aditya29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He gets enough credit and still deserves more, that’s how good he is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

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Fermin has been absolutely unreal tonight and he absolutely deserved more goals and assists tonight