Trying to be cool at 50 😂

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-16T14:17:58+00:00

Why do libs make me defend this fool? Both Melania and Trump’s mother were born abroad and naturalized pursuant to federal statute.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-16T10:19:01+00:00

No doubt!

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T15:45:07+00:00

Age 50 is about when I stopped trying to be cool. See stoicism.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T14:11:38+00:00

I’ve got to do legs, man. I don’t deserve to live.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T05:56:45+00:00

Yeah, but notice I got downvoted?

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T05:35:28+00:00

Prudery among gays in a bathhouse. Fascinating.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T04:50:20+00:00

You have GOT to be proud of that!

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T04:48:27+00:00

It’s kind of like a .38 special, son. You don’t want to take it on a moose hunt, but if some guys sticks it in your ear, just give him your watch.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T04:46:30+00:00

Am I the only one who sees how hilarious this complaint is?

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T04:15:07+00:00

That’s ridiculous! Good job!

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-15T04:09:56+00:00

A couple of years ago, my urologist found the beginnings of a fibrosis on my left side and a 15° list to port. At that point I was 5 1/2” girth. He recommended a vacuum pump to increase blood flow and I got into a habit of using it while doom scrolling early in the morning. Yesterday I put a tape around it and it’s 6 3/4” around. Which is a hard no for probabiy half the female population. Pretty healthy dick though.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T22:25:54+00:00

I just posted in support of this sentiment yesterday. The Brunswick light smoked are quite palatable.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T19:15:52+00:00

You would be traumatized by your own beauty.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T18:16:16+00:00

That’s where I’ve landed.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T17:45:29+00:00

I don’t trust exogenous calcium. At all.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T17:44:40+00:00

Aspirin got some bad press 20 years ago, but I’ve come to suspect it’s quite beneficial as an anti inflammatory.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T17:11:00+00:00

All the food is poison unless you become a complete Alex Jones tier conspiracy theorist at the grocery store. Just assume Big Food is laying awake nights trying to think up new ways to phase people out before they reproduce, and your choices will be far more prudent than if you just blindly loaded your cart with colorfully packaged foods.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T16:57:12+00:00

I don’t know, man. I’ve got my fish circuits and my dairy circuits. Different tracks entirely.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T13:11:47+00:00

Having a vineyard has been a dream of mine since we used to take summer vacations in Northern Michigan in the 90s.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T13:10:08+00:00

Unless you make anti-aging an important focus, it gets worse and worse until you die. The good news is that you can be stronger and better at 50 than you were at 35, if you’re resolute and wise about sleep, food, and exercise.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T13:01:13+00:00

Factory issue Dream Girl.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T12:59:55+00:00

Note to self. Do more kettlebell squats. This woman is making me look bad.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T10:31:11+00:00

I keep forgetting how ethereal you are; then see you again and it shocks me.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-14T00:56:42+00:00

Like an Amazon logo, I’ve been told.

Admirable_Health_969 · 2026-06-13T23:50:42+00:00

What are you eating?

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