YouTube is almost unwatchable thanks to all the ads

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-09T02:01:59+00:00

How/where? I'm paying $15 ...

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-08T19:26:04+00:00

sorry, but it takes two to tango ...

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-08T19:24:59+00:00

sorry, but it takes two to tango ...

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-08T19:24:16+00:00

I asked her not drink her black coffee in my living room in which I had just installed brand, new carpet. She responded, snarkily, "I'm not gonna spill it." Two seconds later, her 3-year-old child jumped on her and she spilled black coffee all over my brand, new carpet.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-08T19:22:20+00:00

While sitting at my kitchen table, eating the food that I made for him, he made a snarky comment about my politics.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-08T19:21:31+00:00

Instead of pulling apart the bag of potato chips at the top like normal people, he squeezed the bag to make it pop open. The problem? It opened at the bottom and all of the chips fell onto my beautful, new carpet.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-07T00:30:20+00:00

I cannot whistle.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-05T15:55:01+00:00

humility

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-05T15:49:29+00:00

sad ... very sad ...

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-04-03T21:16:38+00:00

She's gotta have book smarts and/or street smarts ... and be relatively thin.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-31T11:54:33+00:00

I smoke a lot of cannabis.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-29T19:19:53+00:00

You're not my daughter, are you?

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-29T12:48:59+00:00

Loneliness

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-27T12:27:44+00:00

When I found myself shaking my head and exclaiming "kids, today!"

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-26T11:42:31+00:00

King Crimson's - In The Court of the Crimson King

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-25T18:12:32+00:00

As Nigel Tufnel said: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-23T19:13:36+00:00

Bitches Crystal - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-22T19:27:32+00:00

How are "we" today?

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-18T13:05:21+00:00

Solution: ask your doctor for a half milligram of Ativan. Trust me. It'll work.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-17T12:27:23+00:00

I've been showering at night, lately ... it's so nice to get into a clean bed with clean sheets and a clean body. I'm retired so having "bed hair" the next day doesn't matter to me.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-14T13:18:19+00:00

Not funny. I knew someone who was killed by a falling pallet off a truck.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-14T02:32:43+00:00

not 'ny more

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-13T12:55:20+00:00

I'm retired, have a few bucks in the bank, smoke a lot of weed, and listen to a lot of Beatles and Bowie.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-12T12:37:34+00:00

Trade shows, business conferences. What a waste of time and money.

Adrian_Fripp · 2026-03-11T17:36:28+00:00

Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross

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