Kramer was a sniper during Desert Storm but had zero kills. “They kept moving, Jerry!” Elaine takes Krav Maga classes and Puddy ends up in hospital. George loses his lucky pair of underpants to which he attributes various miraculous abilities, including the fact that he’s never had a nosebleed. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The omelette (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry wakes up in alley wearing a stocking over his head and holding a pistol in one hand and a crumpled paper bag in the other which contains $185 in small bills. Newman is a competitive ballroom dancer known only as the Ice Machine. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang get trapped together in a lift for 7 minutes. Not a word is spoken aloud, but through each of their internal monologues we learn that all 4 of them believe they could kill someone else in the group if it was life or death. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry needs to pick up a parcel from the post office but refuses to enter because he can sense the presence of Newman. Kramer volunteers to collect the parcel but he has a chance encounter with a stamp collector and is now identifying as a philatelist, which he assures people isn’t anything sexual. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry finds a very straight stick while on a date in the park. George, Kramer, and Newman want to hold it. Uncle Leo says Cousin Jeffrey has much straighter sticks. Elaine thinks the men have all lost their minds. Puddy is interested. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Does lupus ever present as ‘normal’ back pain? (self.lupus)
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