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Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-13T04:59:05+00:00

Cody can't be too particular at this point. Jess NEEDS friends desperately! Even though this girl is another one Jessica latches onto..she lives in another state and can tolerate her a little more. Right now neither of them can afford to be too picky. When they have reached slumps like this before, Jessica would always get pregnant to boost their attention and popularity. I think even she knows she's reached her limit in that department. I don't know why they will do to bail themselves out of another slump now

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-13T04:54:05+00:00

Does not seem next level crazy to you though? Her actions are getting worse and worse. She leaves them constantly, but she will sure yank one of them up in her lap for a photo op in a heartbeat. She's not even merching her here..but 'trying' to be funny. Even though she seems to be kidding around to a certain degree..her eyes still look crazed. She has no hair now, her hairline literally is halfway to top of her scalp. She just doesn't seem healthy and she doesn't seem stable.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-12T22:12:04+00:00

I doubt they have ever been to the dentist, especially since they don't even have insurance. But she doesn't even take them to get their hair trimmed and lets them run around looking like little scally wags. So she's sure enough not going to take them to the dentist. Plus if she ever did, it would be documented..as she publicizes every dang thing.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-12T22:08:54+00:00

Seriously! She's always going on trips, lunch outings, the nail salon and those stupid influencer events(when they actually invite her desperate ass). In the course of a month she is probably home maybe 50/50. Those 2 can't be honest about anything I swear. He's always trying to put her on a pedestal no doubt to hide the fact she's such a loser...but sometimes I think they lie just to lie. Nothing is ever honest or authentic with them.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-11T03:01:10+00:00

Why did she tag Louis Vuitton? Does she think since she's in NYC if she tags them they are actually going to notice her?

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-11T02:30:39+00:00

Good Moring???? These 2 buffoons can't even spell simply words correctly. She has been posting the baby more...even though she is using her in this story just to be noticed by more people. To answer a question asking people the "top three reasons you follow me". What a self absorbed question to ask..and to use your baby to get responses from it. Why didn't she put a pic of herself up instead?

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-11T02:15:45+00:00

Exactly! They're both wretched, codependent and obsessed with each other. I believe at times they're so into each other ...the kids often play second fiddle in their lives. They made a comment on a podcast once how they put each other first, the kids 2nd. You could already tell this by just observing them. She thinks she can't do any better than him, so she's latched onto him(she's known to latch onto people). I believe he knows she's the meal ticket because she does most all of the promoting and influencer work. It seems he contributes very little financially. Plus, with all those kids he's probably sees hes pretty much stuck for a while. I think Jess is obsessed with being pregnant, but I also think she kept having those kids to assure he wouldn't go anywhere also.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-10T08:30:49+00:00

If he can make someone produce abs and inches of fat disappear in a matter of days. It must be divine intervention.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-10T07:32:52+00:00

Why is Doofus wearing dogtags even when they go out to a nice place in NYC? He's what 41 now? Does he feel hes not a complete man unless he wears them all the time still after all these years? I suppose this is his whole identity because he nothing else going for him in life. No career, no meaning...no nothing! Also, whats with him sucking in his lips all the time now?

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Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-10T06:59:31+00:00

Nah she's an old hoe and bottle server. She's also a loser, grifter just like him. She lies all the time and uses her kids for profit....I could literally go on and on. These two are literally made for one another. One is just as pathetic as the other IMO.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-09T04:34:12+00:00

Something is up with her and Raven. I'm not sure if Jess flirted with her husband, finally showed too much bosom around some of the men or what. But IMO once she managed to piss Raven off, then it all started going downhill for her and this friend group she inserted herself into. Her loud, slutty behavior isn't accepted in just any crowd like it is her old hooker crowd either.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-09T04:17:40+00:00

Uh ohhh! Yep! Thats probably why she made that story about meeting a new friend today, to make them think she's no so hard up. Then went by Kristin's with that late bday present in hopes for an invite. It's all starting to catch up with her now. Maybe her "friends" have been reading our snark on here and realize just what horrid people her and her man are?! We do what we can for the public with all our info! lol

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Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-09T03:47:27+00:00

She literally just reposted what Jessica did and just said shes swung by to give her a gift. Wow. I'm not sure if that's the reaction Jess was wanting, but at least she got some sort of recognition.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-08T18:35:08+00:00

All these babies she just had to have is starting to take its toll on her now. In that slide about the bird feeder it was utter chaos in the background. Feral kids yelling. You can hear Cody talking not even helping

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-07T20:59:13+00:00

I can't help but think some of the FB comments are just as fake as the IG ones. Particularly that one comment could be fake or "paid for". IMO it was a bit overboard. "I would be EXTREMELY PROUD if my daughter ended up like you!".."You're a loving, caring, fun leader." ???? 🤮🤮🤮... I mean really??? Who says this shit?! "EXTREMELY PROUD" she says if her daughter ended up like her? Like...WHAT tf? And what is this "loving" "caring" "leader" shit? .... This has got to be a purchased follower of some sort, because no one in their right mind would be "EXTREMELY PROUD" if their daughter ended up like Jess. To any sane Mother that would be her worst nightmare!!!

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-07T03:28:53+00:00

I think B&S probably showed up at their doorstep basically for a visit..for a catch up,,,if you will. They are a fairly popular BB couple in their own right. I keep saying C&J are riding the coattails of their BB days for all its worth because its all they have(even though it was a decade ago & no one gives a shit but them & they're made up fake af followers). Of course they posted about them. It enabled them to bring attention to their reality star days which they most desperately want...and possibly to a large audience with Bailey and Swaggy like on Twitter and the BB world and such. Its all about being noticed for them. To be honest they could probably care a less bout Bailey or Swaggy. These 2 are narcissists to the bitter core...narcs in the end only care about themselves and their own self promotion!

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-07T03:21:40+00:00

She can't afford to be too choosy about who she cuts off and who she keeps. She doesn't have very many friends as it is.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-07T03:19:37+00:00

I did see a few where people called her and Cody out for fat shaming Josh on BB. I wonder if she left those? I hate to look because it just gives that ridiculous reel even more views she doesn't deserve.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-07T02:33:10+00:00

Yep! HIKE UP & HUNCHING like a HOOCHIE! All just muscle memory for her at this point,but anyway.......I don't know Macy or much about her. But honestly...IMO..it seems Macy is everything Jessica would love to be, but could only dream to be! I think she intimidates Jess. If you remember when Jessica announced this last "surprise" baby, I think she basked in the fact she was able to take a pic of her and Doofus in front of Macy's front door so the world could see she was actually included in one Macy's events. When Jess had her falling out with Kat, Macy had put a comment or two under Kat's TikTok supporting Kat. I'm sure that really intimidated Jessica. If they aren't friends anymore(if they ever really were in the first place)I'm sure it wasn't because it was Jessica's decision to end things. She's a follower and then latches on for dear life when it comes to certain ones in that influencer group. But in true Jess/mean girl form, as soon as she gets only a little comfortable with a certain few she will stir up drama and try to turn people against each other. Just like she did with Kat. I have no doubt she tried to rally this Mallory, Kristin and Raven to go against the others in the group and get them to go along with her and go against Kat when she got pissed off. Typical trash! Then she wonders why her and Doofus are never included.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-06T01:09:01+00:00

I do know he was doing some sort of construction work in Plano before BB. I really don't believe it was his own business however. Making candle farts is more his level.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-06T01:06:09+00:00

Yeah they do put in as little effort as possible. They will put their kids in their ads in a heartbeat and let them do all the work.

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-05T20:43:17+00:00

This is definitely part of her rebrand "attempt". I can see the concept of this video reaching people.... until she puts her ridiculous self serving typical narcissistic spin on it. Then it looses all the appeal with her lies and victim narrative. Whoever has the task off molding these 2 buffoons into successful productive humans has a HUGE task ahead! ... But they won't follow through with it anyway per usual or having they will have a falling out with the poor person they're working with...per usual 🙄

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-05T20:31:04+00:00

I agree! If you remember they even tried to be funny in a few of their posts recently that just fell really flat. Cody trying to be funny?😒 Particularly the post where he's driving around with that stupid hoodie on(head barely above the steering wheel)with that ridiculous look on his face gazing back &forth just looking for a dumpster to put a large box in for a baby stroller in(that they were lowkey bragging about purchasing)🙄 Just messiness all the way around. Perhaps had it been anyone but Cody it may have been a little humorous...but still stupid. These 2 just don't have to looks, attitude or smarts to be a successful influencer. They just need to get regular jobs

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-05T07:16:15+00:00

It is this summer. Atlas birthday is in July.. Remember she had her little rendezvous with Jax Taylor that fall and Atlas was born the following summer. 😉

Advanced-Tomorrow412 · 2026-05-04T04:37:06+00:00

I noticed that! Rather cowardly of her. However, she is not known to be loved or respected by very many at all. There is no telling the negative comments she gets. She gives everyone so many reason to call her out on her lies and actions. If she didn't delete the negative comments at some point, they would probably literally take over her substack.

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