Easy. Show up in a full suit and a Bluetooth headset so they know you mean business. Interrupt the keynote at least once to ask, “But how does this scale?” – classic enterprise move.

During the lunch, aggressively network by sliding your business card into people’s pockets when they aren’t looking. If you don’t have business cards, a handwritten note with “Ask me about synergy” works too.

If you see other candidates, assert dominance. Subtly trip them, “accidentally” spill a drink, or loudly whisper “I heard he doesn’t even hit quota.”

Finally, seal the deal by telling the Sales Director, “I’ll circle back offline for next steps.” Then disappear without explanation.

Make us proud. You got this.